A spectator haunting Eastern Europe.
Joined June 2009
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Witness Against the Beast retweeted
Aren't you at least sporadically haunted by Elon Musk AI-generating a waifu that "will love him forever" and Bill Ackman sliding into the replies, saying how it looks like his own wife?
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Witness Against the Beast retweeted
I'm a middle aged slightly overweight slightly balding man with no real physical appeal but whenever I go around a supermarket I still play 'would/wouldn't' in my mind with the random stranger women I see as I go. It's a thought experiment. They wouldn't, not one.
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She's never had much else to offer, but this reheated Cold Warology is really odd to push when Britain is imprisoning anti-war activists, the U.S. has Redditor Schutzstaffels, and half of Europe is actively abetting genocide.
Jun 12
Applebaum: What binds Russia, China, Iran and North Korea is not religion or ideology.
China is communist, Russia nationalist, Iran theocratic. What binds them is fear of liberal language: rights, rule of law, separation of powers and independent courts. 1/
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Not conceding the W to this Estonian Tansu Çiller, no. The EU member states are coming for her ass now, so she's doing reputational rearguard action.
Jun 12
Extremely, incredibly, amazingly rare Kaja Kallas W.
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It would've been a welcome change if she had taken office yesterday and hadn't had the clout before, but a city of 2.2 million people was razed on her watch while she fantasised about defeated China or denied that the Irish knew no oppression or something. This is not serious.
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THIS SUMMER!
Who is now going to have the custody of Paul Mason?
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*An Austrian channelling racial hatred*
Imagine an Oliver Cromwell.
I will liberate Neutral Ireland from Socialism and civilize the Irish
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Who is now going to have the custody of Paul Mason?
Jun 11
🚨 BREAKING: John Healey has resigned as Defence Secretary over Keir Starmer's lack of funding for defence
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Being so bad that you'd get fired is one thing, but being so bad that they terminate an entire service is just exceptional.
Jun 11
FT Exclusive: France, Germany and other European nations are discussing proposals for a radical overhaul of the EU’s 15-year-old diplomatic service, including stripping powers from the bloc’s chief diplomat. ft.trib.al/Hskd8cT
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Came for "I can probably pick up a word or three", stayed for "I can sing along to this?", lol.
Jun 9
I found a rare song in the Salar language, apparently it should be intelligible to Turkmens and Anatolian Turks
Still odd to me that there are East Asian Oghuz Turks on Tibetan Plateau
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You, a weathervane, veering towards every Disco Elysium-esque, quirkily written, text-heavy adventure.
Me, a rock upon which the house of our Lord and Father was built, delving deep into the swansong era of adventure games, where an American in Germany hollers at zoo wolves.
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Gabriel Knight II: The Beast Within has a Bavarian nobleman trying to seduce another with wine, aristocratic manners and veiled references to the primal urges of the hunter. 25 years on, I now understand that this is how gay German nobility flirts.
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Eastern European (Ortaköy) boyfriend, wasian (Üsküdar) girlfriend.
wasian whose parents are from two different sides of istanbul
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UnHerd would've fucking loved House MD if it hadn't wrapped up in the 2010s, but lingered through or was created in the age of Reddit and 4chan as the embodiment of their contrarian ethos that snarked and raged at any value that couldn't be quantified in a Bunsen burner.
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Reagan, of all people, turned off the tap and Begin folded like an origami crane, come on now.
Jun 7
Prime Minister Menachem Begin in 1982 to Joe Biden: “Don’t threaten us with cutting off your aid. It will not work. I am not a Jew with trembling knees. I am a proud Jew with 3,700 years of civilized history. Nobody came to our aid when we were dying in the gas chambers and ovens. Nobody came to our aid when we were striving to create our country. We paid for it. We fought for it. We died for it. We will stand by our principles. We will defend them. And, when necessary, we will die for them again, with or without your aid.”
Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu should say the same to President Trump.
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*Basically any moderately successful foreign footballer, so that their team can circumvent the foreign player quota*
Jun 5
I have decided to become Turkish
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Lex Luger speedrun.
Clavicular’s 1 year looksmaxxing transformation is insane 👀
June 2025 vs June 2026
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