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Markie @MarkieVBarrett

I don't fit in because i was born to stand out' Its just banter

Joined October 2011
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Why do #Arsenal look like they forgot their kit so had to make do with white tees from lost property #ARSLIV
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When did Benzema start copying Keith Lemon with the hand wrap? #RMAPSG
Markie@MarkieVBarrett
19 Jan 2021
Reckon Chelsea need to sack Lampard & bring Harry Redknapp in to steady the ship #LEICHE
Markie@MarkieVBarrett
18 Jan 2021
Not sure how I feel about Harden joining the Nets! Never liked his iso/shot-clocking eating style but more importantly, can’t see KD getting enough shots with both him & Kyrie playing hero ball #Nets #NBA
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Has anybody ever used the ‘grill’ function on a microwave? #Random #Question
Markie@MarkieVBarrett
12 Dec 2020
Why is this game so cagey?! #MUNMCI #ManchesterDerby
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How has Murray made a career with this style?! Literally looks like a bad head injury waiting to happen! Zero head movement, just walks into shots #SaundersMurray
This is light work for Saunders! Murray’s so one dimensional #SaundersMurray
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Markie@MarkieVBarrett
28 Nov 2020
Dubois is gonna be having nightmares about that Joyce jab for a while after this fight! #BlinkingEll #DuboisJoyce
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Markie@MarkieVBarrett
23 Feb 2020
Man Utd paying these Video Assistant Refs some serious coin this week! #ManUtd #MANvWAT
Markie@MarkieVBarrett
28 Nov 2018
.@NatWest_Help Cornmarket is an awful branch! Please explain this whole ‘two counter’ thing to me! You’ve got staff standing around doing bugger all whilst the counter queue is hitting double-figures! #Natwest #Oxford
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When did @MoonpigUK become SO bad! I've just timed it & it's taken over 10 minutes to preview a card I've designed!!!! Are you kidding me!?! 👋🏾 Funky Pigeon
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Bet there’s a whole lot of Man Utd supporters out there hoping this scoreline gets worse #MUNNEW #JoseOut #ThirdSeasonHoodoo
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Markie@MarkieVBarrett
16 Sep 2018
I hope Adama Traore’s been drug tested recently 💪🏾 #WOLBUR #Wolves #Football #PremierLeague
Markie@MarkieVBarrett
11 Sep 2018
Jamie Vardy’s wife Rebecca’s top lip looks an absolute MESS! That’s enough to give children nightmares 🙈 #Football #Wags #England #Vardy #CosmeticSurgeryGoneWrong #Lips
I bet Kell Brook’s watching this fight thinking, I can’t wait to fight & knock this big nose, glass chin prick out - that’s if Khan’s not 🐱 as per #KhanVargas #Khan #Boxing #SkySports
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Markie@MarkieVBarrett
19 Aug 2018
Mourinho’s tactical style of football is a thing of the past - Man Utd need to get rid if they want to return enjoyment to the red side of Manchester #MUFC
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Markie@MarkieVBarrett
18 Aug 2018
What a half of football!! If Aubameyang was any good, Arsenal would be running away with this #WasteMoney #CFCvAFC #CFC #AFC
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