Industrial Trades Lecturer, Boomerang Salesman (NoReturns), Science Politics Comedy 70's-90's Rock Music Afficionado. Living On A Prayer A Hotdog (No Onions)
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12 Jun 2017
Austerity is a Political Ideal of NeoLiberals, wether the Bankers Rob the Country or not. Conservatives WILL push Austerity - No Matter What
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2 Jul 2021
Diana has Andrew Marr's right arm, and Ronnie Corbett's left arm
2 Jul 2021
'Diana', looks more like David Beckham. The kids look like they are nervously seeking out their parents whilst simultaneously appearing to be in their 30's. Oh dear.... Who did this sculpture?
The guy that chiselled that horrendous Ronaldo bust ๐๐๐?
30 Jun 2021
2 guys in a Tennis Changing Room, one turns to the other and says "I punched Alan Sugar in here last month" 2nd guy asks "Did he punch you back?" 1st guy responds "No" ! Before the 2nd guy then counters "Had I known that, I'd have punched him years ago". ๐๐๐
29 Jun 2021
Michael Gove is another face I would like to punch . Never met him thought
30 Jun 2021
Will Iron Mike Tyson be trusting in God and not Defibrillators should he have a Heart Attack ? *Asking for an Idiot !
30 Jun 2021
I can guarantee you at LEAST one person feels the same about you @Lord_Sugar You are not a full spoon ๐
29 Jun 2021
I often discuss with my wife about people faces you would like to punch for no real reason.I know it's not fair, they maybe perfectly nice people. She has her list of faces.Martin Lewis is one of mine.He is most probably a nice guy. I am sure some people think the same about me
Markus Cantona retweeted
Prof Chris Witty was assaulted. Whether you think it was done with malice or humour, is irrelevant.
The fact itโs even being debated is indicative of how disgustingly rancid Britain has become under 10 years of Tory rule, Brexit, divide and rule. Weโre lost as a nation ๐
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29 Jun 2021
Today's Twitter Poll : Do you prefer to use self service checkouts or staffed checkouts in supermarkets? If the queue was the same for both, which would you usually pick?
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I'm male: staffed
28%
I'm male: self service
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I'm female: staffed
27%
I'm female: self service
53,759 votes โข Final results
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30 Jun 2021
Just put your Kilt on and let the wind blow through the Trossocks man.
29 Jun 2021
Great the 4 showers a day weather has arrived excellent fantastic.
Markus Cantona retweeted
29 Jun 2021
To identify, name, shame and deal with these idiots harassing Chris Whitty shouldnโt be hard. Morons. mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/ouโฆ
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28 Jun 2021
Animals know and appreciate love, so what about human hearts?๐๐
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29 Jun 2021
The Archers ๐๐, I can hear the theme tune in my head now. We should all alert B&Q immediately, she will definitely get the shed from there and possibly, the demonic objects. Bet she has a Trade Card ๐ณ๐.
29 Jun 2021
Jeanette Archer after missing an 'A' all the way through her education, simply can't shake that DEMON ๐
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29 Jun 2021
The true beauty of nature. What an incredibly sweet video. Thanks ๐
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27 Jun 2021
I'm an advanced nurse practitioner in general practice after 10 years in cardiology and HDU too. Passionate about personalised care, equality, public health, environmental health, ending poverty, human rights. New to twitter. #FBNHS #FBPE #socialistsunday
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28 Jun 2021
youtu.be/i3pEocRxMwg Hey guys, if you have 10 spare minutes, click the link and watch, like, share and support Shellie Mote in her campaign to stop Jeanette Archer from relieving often abused people out of their money. It needs stopping Now.
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28 Jun 2021
So we got into a p1ssing competition with the Russians, for what, to boost Johnson. They have around 2,500 Nukes, we have around 230. We were basically Sabre Rattling with a plastic sword while they have a 5 foot Steel Claymore. Boris is a fecking idiot.
So last weeks journey by HMS Defender was designed to be provocative. That explains why the journalists were on board. Utter madness
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