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cryptids enthusiast retweeted
How The White House Genuinely gonna have DC after he exposed Eric Trump:
I’m a now deleted post by Daniel Cormier, Eric Trump DM’d him and asked him “are any of the fights tomorrow rigged?” 👀
#UFCWhiteHouse
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Ot was in the script but thr actor playing Leon refused to do any of that and played the character as an autistic man with zero interest in Matilda outside of viewing her as a daughter
Have never seen this movie. Does he have sex with her or is it implied? I know that's not a "big deal" in France.
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cryptids enthusiast retweeted
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“Mansa musa was Arab”
Jun 14
Funnily enough it’s mostly likely that he wasn’t even west African, rather it’s probable that he’s Arab-berberoid from around modern day Mali. Only reason why west Africans kang over him is due to location 🤣
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cryptids enthusiast retweeted
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Also shoutout to the Spiderverse fans liking this one! It may not be related but I appreciate the love 💜
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cryptids enthusiast retweeted
Jun 14
"Its the rap music."
"13/50, per capita!"
"I feared for my life"
"Its the gang violence!"
"No father in the home!"
"Low IQ!"
"Bad genes!"
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cryptids enthusiast retweeted
Hating on TFHypeguy
Jun 14
You're a Transformers One dickrider, what do You know about good Transformers stories?
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cryptids enthusiast retweeted
Lucas was right. Each Indiana Jones movie is about grappling with the implications of a particular faith being true; Crystal Skull is about atheism/postwar adhoc secularized spirituality (that's why the bad guys are Soviets!)
Kathleen Kennedy says that Harrison Ford & Steven Spielberg struggled with the inclusion of aliens in ‘KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL’.
“They didn’t want to do a Raiders movie that involved aliens, and they kind of got into a fight with George Lucas about it.”
(Source: vulture.com/article/oral-his…)
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cryptids enthusiast retweeted
david lynch correctly asserted this as a common fear amongst people
Jun 14
going up to complete strangers and saying “you don’t remember me, do you?” is free btw
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His victim had to have her tampon surgically removed.
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cryptids enthusiast retweeted
AND ALL THREE OF THEM STILL HURT SO BAD 😭😭😭😭
Jun 14
So many early 2000 shows introduced a blk character that would be a perfect addition to the main team only to be tried out for a few episodes then discarded
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cryptids enthusiast retweeted
The fact that Mongolia exists at all, as a sovereign nation, is one of the strangest aspects of the modern globe. A single schizo's glorious legacy
Jun 14
JUST IN: Mongolia reaffirms its support for the One China policy.
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Lemme guess, their show is so much more original and creative and will totally not look like this
Official Kickstarter parody promo for ‘Chimptopia’ by @calmdown_robby, launching June 20th.
The animated sitcom follows three 20-something friends as they scramble to make enough money to avoid eviction from their landlord, Chimp.
Link ⬇️
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Fuck a face reveal, let’s height reveal. You first
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cryptids enthusiast retweeted
WE??? NIGGA THEY STARTED WINNING WHEN YOUR BITCH ASS LEFT OFFICE
Jun 14
NEW YORK CITY, WE DID IT!!!
The New York Knicks are champions!
This team played with heart, grit, and the never-quit spirit that defines our city. Tonight, every block, every borough, and every New Yorker is celebrating.
The championship is back where it belongs. 🏆🧡💙
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cryptids enthusiast retweeted
Jun 14
What did poor Germany do in 1945 so random
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some people cant read subtext AT ALL
this is why we have white person hip hop moments
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cryptids enthusiast retweeted
I like this, it’s like a flip of that bit in Kirby’s Forever People where adults thought Darkseid was some guy in a costume but kids recognized him as pure evil
Jun 14
My headcannon of Superman not really hidding his secret identity from kids was kinda true here:
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Alright, I'll give this show another chance.
Jun 14
My headcannon of Superman not really hidding his secret identity from kids was kinda true here:
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This was honestly so unbelievably cute omg
Jun 14
My headcannon of Superman not really hidding his secret identity from kids was kinda true here:
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