I write stories. The stories of Martin.

Joined February 2009
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Dear @Kohler, was expecting a better made product and disappointed that your return policy is only if you choose to respond/accept the product regardless of its clear lack of quality. Speak soon. Sincerely, m
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watch LOUSY CARTER have fun support indie film have some self respect amazon.com/Lousy-Carter-Davi…
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We maked a movie. I’m very proud. Krumholtz is sensational in it!
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David Krumholtz joining us in 2023
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The bow tie is back
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Can I just be blunt? @AAACares doesn’t really seem to actually cares!
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Dear @AAACares, what the absolute fuck is wrong with your very frustrating new automated system?!
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Make no regrets about it!
I regret to inform you that Chuck Schumer just said ‘erection’ instead of ‘insurrection’ on the Senate floor
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Ah yes the classics, with ⁦@janemarielynch⁩ ⁦@MartinStarr⁩ ⁦@mradamscott
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If you had done your job, America's governors wouldn't have been forced to fend for themselves to find tests in the middle of a pandemic, as we successfully did in Maryland. Stop golfing and concede.
Report: Maryland Gov. Larry Hogan, Anti-Trump Hero, Paid for Flawed Coronavirus Tests from South Korea breitbart.com/health/2020/11… via @BreitbartNews. This RINO will never make the grade. Hogan is just as bad as the flawed tests he paid big money for!
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This guy has just won the internet.

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15 Nov 2019
Find out where you can watch @BobByington 's latest feature narrated by @Nick_Offerman! 👇#SXSW ow.ly/jKSV50xbvLl
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Maybe I did and maybe I did.
18 Oct 2019
💻 @SiliconHBO star @MartinStarr teases an "unexpected" and "satisfying" end for Season 6 bit.ly/2Mkn3Fg via @CNET
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Tomorrow night! Join us at @AvalonMKE for our FINAL screening of Frances Ferguson! Director @BobByington, star Kaley Wheless, and co-star/multi-MFF alum/fan favorite) @MartinStarr will be in attendance for conversation/Q&A sure to entertain! TIX: MKEFILM.ORG/FRANCES
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How about this killer auction item from friend of #BigSlickKC, @MartinStarr? An XBox signed by the cast of Spider-Man: Far From Home - bid on this item and more at bidpal.net/bigslick! #BigSlick10 #SeriousFun 💙
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Seattle -- It feels as if Austin type movies play well there? Climate? @Nick_Offerman narrates... @SIFFnews
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Sorry I haven’t twittered in a while. #tuckercarlsonfuckshisroomba
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If you’re in Austin for SXSW I might pop up in something. Who knows. Maybe two things. Maybe EVERYTHING! schedule.sxsw.com/2019/event…

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