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Marty Anderson @Martmanpg
Joined September 2016
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For the love of all that is holy diver, can these influencers reels please stop calling Twisted Sister a one-hit wonder of the 80s? It’s like these people weren’t even alive in the 80s. @deesnider @TwistedSisterNY
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Hey @flatcoatsx3 we missed you today! Feel better soon! ❤️❤️
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How we are going to explain time change to future generations? Me "and every fall we would say 'nah, dark at 5pm isn't enough, let's make it 4' and we'd all turn our clocks back an hour" Grandchild "sure Papa, that makes perfect sense. Let's get you back to the nursing home"
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A little change of direction for my writing. The book is coming along too! #WritingCommunity theinvolvedhusband.com/2025/…

My Dog Bit Santa on the A$$ – a new chapter

So Apparently… I Write Songs Now Fun little story time. The original story can be found here – – but I’ll summarize with an update. Back in 2021, my friend Scott McWalter posted o…

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I've discovered something that I shall call "The Santa Stocking Paradox" I am old enough to appreciate socks for Christmas but that also makes me old enough to be so picky about my socks that I probably won't wear the ones given to me.
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Valleyview is in a valley with a view of a ridge. Ridgeview is on a ridge looking at a valley. I am starting a petition to have @CityofPG swap these neighborhood names for accuracy.
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My grandpuppy Bianca does anyone absolutely masterful Samuel L Jackson impersonation. 😂 @SamuelLJackson #dogsoftwitter
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When you have to keep those @#$!%& gnomes from infesting your @stephenking books... Sasquatch to the rescue! #sasquatch
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City of PG motions to move snow removal to the summer months only. Councillors agree this should result in substantial cost savings. "Why didn't we think of this before?" @CityofPG
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You know how aggravating it is to see someone parked in a handicap spot without a placard? @princessauto sells locking wheel boots for $19.99 Use this information as you see fit
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A song came on the radio that was vaguely familiar yesterday. Me, who has never got the entire grunge thing at all: "What pearl hot chilli jam-vana song is this?" #grunge
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There was an intro to a segment on @TheCurrentCBC where they asked "how do you decompose an 80,000kg blue whale?" And I thought they were still talking about Poilievre and the CPC election campaign 🤔 😂
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Hey @yukoncharlies do you have a profile that works better for spring snow? These Mountain Profiles are great for the several 100 miles I go a year, but they have zero flotation once the snow is melted. I dont recall the brochure saying it had to be frozen? 😂 #igotwetfeet
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Fun fact: offering protection in exchange for something is a mob racket, not a foreign policy
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Marty Anderson retweeted
FANCON SOCIETY@northernfancon
22 Jan 2025
It's not every day we get to welcome a true Canadian legend to Northern FanCon, but today's the day, nerds— we're beyond thrilled to announce the incredible Graham Greene! Drop your love for Graham below & then head to bit.ly/fancon2025 to score your tickets.
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Trumps inauguration has been moved indoors due to extreme cold, with a forecast of 20⁰f. That's-6ç. Maybe hold off on that whole "takeover Canada" thing eh?
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This is normal in the basement of an old house isn't it? I'm in here alone. Do I need salt? #wheressamanddean #supernatural @JensenAckles @jarpad
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Ok, so hear me out... 😂
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Skelly has had enough of the elf's sh*t this year #ElfOnTheShelf #skelly
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I guess it's a good day to check the locks, turn up the music and try to ignore the meth lab in the basement.
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