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Marty Fields @Martyfields

Comic, MC, musician, actor, radio guy, dad and animal activist. Comes with 12 month warranty.

Joined March 2009
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The bank sent me this important update to my terms and conditions. Seriously.
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Excellent.
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Never in the history of Calm Down has anyone ever Calmed Down by being told to Calm Down.
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This kid is clearly disappointed already.
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We all have a friend like this.
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Dad advertising SSW was a constant source of amusement in our house. Every ad was a different outfit and hat.
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Dear Elon, now you have $1T, and I know you worked hard and you owe nothing to us, but it’d be cool to reinstall the aid to the Third World that you cut when you were Donald‘s buddy? How about just donating half of your trillion to saving starving children? Just sayin’. Marty x
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Sylvie’s favourite show.
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I know a scam when I see one.
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A child sees for the first time.
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Cooking guide. Follow me for more tips.
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With every great offer, there’s always a catch.
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So cool.
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Rosie can make reading the morning paper challenging.
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Explaining a gay wedding. Gold from Key and Peele.
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Doing this week at the Comics Lounge. Tonight till Saturday. Grab your seats at thecomicslounge.com.au
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Do they audition for this show?
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Oh dear, Don.
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump
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German Chancellor Merz: Tomorrow is June 6th, D-Day, when the Americans once ended a war in Europe Trump: “That was not a pleasant day for you." Merz: “This was the liberation of my country from Nazi dictatorship” (2025)
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An eloquent response.
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Dumb fucknuts
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Breakfast in Cairns. Great conference, Jet Couriers.
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