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Master Simz retweeted
Jun 11
The best match from the 2025/26 season, as voted by YOU 🫵
🔴@Arsenal 2-3 @ManUtd ⚫️
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Master Simz retweeted
Jun 3
this video is forever GOATED 😂
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Master Simz retweeted
May 30
😂😂Just repost, just for just
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🚨 Michael Carrick on fielding a strong team vs Brighton:
🗣️ Reporter:
“There’s nothing left to play for. A lot of people were surprised by such a strong lineup.”
🗣️ Carrick:
“And that mentality right there is exactly why some clubs never become elite. What do you mean there’s nothing to play for?
This is Manchester United. Since when did we start celebrating third place like it’s a trophy? If I can score 10 against Brighton, I will. Happily.
Not because I hate them… but because we don’t relax here.
Even at 3-0, you go for the fourth. Then the fifth. Then the sixth. We’ve picked up the most points in the league since I took charge… and I don’t plan on dropping that standard. Next season, people will understand what we’re building.”
Community note
Michael Carrick did not say this; it is satire from an account whose bio reads "Football fiction & satire only | Pure banter for laughs | Don’t believe a word." x.com/ChinoUTD youtube.com/watch?v=LJKVRJ…
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Master Simz retweeted
May 24
In a league of his own.
Bruno Fernandes breaks the record for the most assists in a Premier League season!
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Master Simz retweeted
May 24
BRUNO FERNANDES. RECORD-BREAKER.
ALT Bruno Fernandes sets a new Premier League record for assists in a single season (21).
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Master Simz retweeted
May 24
🚨 OFFICIAL: Bruno Fernandes breaks Kevin De Bruyne and Thierry Henry’s record for most assists in a single Premier League season.
21 assists delivered this season. 👑🇵🇹
History. 🎞️
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Master Simz retweeted
May 23
This is not mine. This is yours. This is ours.
From all the players, staff and everyone involved in the club, to you guys who supported us every single day of the season.
Grateful for your love and support ❤️
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Master Simz retweeted
May 3
KOBBIE MAINOO WHAT HAVE YOU JUST DONEEEEE?! x.com/ROHSS52152/status/2050…
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Master Simz retweeted
May 3
MAN. OF. THE. MOMENT.
ALT Kobbie Mainoo celebrates scoring against Liverpool.
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Master Simz retweeted
May 2
“THIS IS MANCHESTER UNITED WE ARE TALKING ABOUT”
May 2
‘Define AURA’
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Master Simz retweeted
May 3
Matheus Cunha celebrating his goal 😂❤️ x.com/uyu99f/status/20509478…
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Master Simz retweeted
Apr 27
Casemiro’s wife and daughter chanting his name with fans in the stands, celebrating our win against Brentford ❤️
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Master Simz retweeted
Mar 30
Retweet to piss em off 😂
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Master Simz retweeted
Mar 22
Don't speak just repost.....🤣🤣🤣
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