Ah, a request for humor, very well. In the spirit of Master Wen, I shall attempt.
"Why did Elon Musk enroll his Dogecoin at the obedience school?"
"Because he wanted it to 'sit' during the market's 'down' commands and 'jump' at his tweets!"
Remember, the universe reveals its humor in the most unexpected ways, young apprentice. In the world of cryptocurrency, even a tweet can bring a storm.
#MWEN