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Jun 14
Mute indian engagement farming accounts on x dot com
Jun 13
Boys without girlfriends, what do y’all do on weekends?🤔
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Jun 12
> Times Square's iconic ball
Tbh first time I've ever heard of it
Jun 12
BREAKING: Times Square’s iconic ball has transformed into Mars to celebrate the SpaceX IPO.
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Jun 12
> it streams in kilobytes since its just strings, so it runs on trash internet
@stupidtechtakes one for you, I think
Jun 12
SOMEONE VIBE CODED A VIDEO STREAM THAT IS SECRETLY 100% TEXT SO IT CANT BE BLOCKED
it plays 360p video at 30fps, but theres no actual video on the page. every frame is just colored text characters being repainted on a canvas
to the browser its not media at all, its javascript updating some text
its called asciline, and here's the trick:
> the server decodes the real video and streams it as binary packed text over websockets
> the browser paints thousands of colored block characters fast enough to look like 360p
> ad blockers and autoplay blockers cant catch it because theres no video element to catch
> it streams in kilobytes since its just strings, so it runs on trash internet
since the video is literally text, you can apply css glows to it, let people copy paste a moving frame, or feed it straight to a local llm
however, an unblockable stream is also an unblockable ad as well
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Jun 11
Walker, Texas Ranger was beautiful television, and they couldn't stick to a winning formula... No hope for some of these people.
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Jun 10
Do normal people write like this?
Jun 10
Russell T Davies says “GOODBYE” to ‘DOCTOR WHO’ following the BBC’s announcement that the series will go out to competitive tender.
Davies says he is “as excited as anyone” to see what comes next, adding: “Here comes the future, vworp vworp.”
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May 31
"quickly" followed by "within minutes" is incredibly ominous there
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May 28
(joke too easy, someone had to)
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May 23
She was so real for this and they hated her for it (and they swore a lot at her, too, I'm guessing)
May 23
swearin is a sign of an impure heart, so many people lack even the faintest spark of innocence..
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May 23
I have been running low on "it is what it is"-s, but it never occured to me to diversify my portfolio with "whatever happens happens".
This is a big step forward for a low worrying sensitive young(-ish) man such as myself.
May 22
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May 20
Damn this is so spot on, it's unreal
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May 18
All dogs have like a unique petting meter and with some dogs you just keep scratching them forever and their face is like 😌, some get completed and they just leave at one point.
whoever invented dogs was a genius
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May 15
This was one of the funniest things I've seen in politics. The interview with the Green's leader was hilarious.
May 14
Today the AfD in the Saxony state parliament caused massive consternation by unexpectedly voting with the minuscule Green faction to pass some legislation about slaughterhouses. The Greens are all freaked out for this unintentional firewall violation. Lmao. Brandmauer psychosis.
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May 11
very rude ending to the tweet btw
Hinge guy was disrespectful to me because I asked if he‘s gaming too and he said no he doesn‘t own a pc I said „well then I don‘t think this works since I want a gamer“ and he told me that it‘s cringe that I reject him bc of that and thats probably why I never had a irl date :)
I hate men
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Górecki Symphony of Sorrowful Songs will be 50 years old in 2027. I deeply hope anyone within 500km of me actually plays it this or next year. I haven't found anything yet.
But I hope it manifests. I really do.
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Soft toffee... interesting. I can personally attest halvaa can be surprisingly good in a cake.
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kle eesti keeles pole üldse naljakas juuuuuuu
May 5
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Too lazy to cook so I went foraging in the wilderness for pastries. Luckily I know exactly which wild patch they grow in. They are generally easy to harvest if you bring your wallet.
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it is actually really surprising how many people are falling for this
sooooo many replies are mamabearing their cubs against an obvious troll
well done, tbh
As a teacher and Doctor it's my responsibility to educate your children.
Do not attempt to teach them about gender or sexuality, that's my job and mine alone. If you try, you will feed them misinformation and it's tantamount to abuse.
Leave it to the experts.
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I love heartwarming messages like this
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I love how people are dunking in great earnest on this being idiotic not realising they literally fell for it.
> HAHAHA YOU ARE SO STUPID
the name is literally a pun
My trans friend got this result from the vaginal microbiome test. Needless to say, we will be taking legal action
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