Proud husband, father, veteran, and Floridian! Teller of dad jokes.

Joined August 2024
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While exciting - the Netflix MMA event is what happens when you matchup people who are not ready to fight good fighters. They are serving baitfish to the sharks
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SeeeeeeAaaaaaaannnnnn Strickland!!!!
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Fight of the year! Hokit Blaydes
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What a way for Cub to finish his career! Congrats brother!
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An open letter: Hubert Davis, You are a Tar Heel legend. There are not many men who have played harder and invested more in Carolina than you have - and for that, Heels fans applaud you. You have not proven to be a good coach - and have tarnished the Carolina Brand. If you truly care about UNC athletics - please…step down. Allow UNC to move on and find a coach that can motivate players to play at their full potential- as you have proven that you cannot.
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I’m sure Duke will come back - but I could not be more erect watching them losing right now
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At what point did we as a society, look at an egg and say “it’s only acceptable to eat this between 6am and 11am?”

ALT Heat Wave Lol GIF by Justin Gammon

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To the great people of Iran - your country can now be yours again, free from the brutal dictatorship
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Trump may have just ended the left with that last “stand if you support this” line
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Matt From Florida retweeted
Replying to @accuweather
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NC State is getting that belt tonight
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The smugness and disdain is why I love JD. He has a low tolerance for idiots - and he doesn’t try to hide it

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That is a lot of conspiracy theorists…
The Washington Post reportedly laid off 14 of its 19 climate change reporters.
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Carrying a weapon is perfectly legal. Carrying a weapon when you are knowingly and purposefully inserting yourself into a federal law enforcement oparea is still legal, but damn man, it’s adding an extra catalyst to the situation that doesn’t need to be there
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Why is Hubert Davis not fired yet?
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Someone is at least losing an eye…
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Trump is the GOAT
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A list of nations who acknowledged Maduro as head of state: - Russia - China - Iran - North Korea - Cuba - Nicaragua - Bolivia - Honduras - Others including Syria, Belarus, Algeria, Angola, Mozambique, Madagascar, Azerbaijan, Cambodia, Kuwait, and some Caribbean nations These are the nations the democrat party stands with
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You gotta admit, the ability to scoop in, in the dark of the night, and extract Maduro without a single US casualty is pretty damn impressive
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Who could have imagined that Somalis, who made a living committing piracy and selling bootleg DVDs, would immigrate to America and pull off some insane fraud?!

ALT Captain Phillips Im The Captain Now GIF

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