NYC actor, writer, photographer, short fella. With history in music, travel, books. Dreaming a little dream of you. If I were a candy, I'd be SweeTarts.
Joined March 2007
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Linus Gelber retweeted
8 Aug 2022
(Overhead in Florida)
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The Feds.
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Linus Gelber retweeted
3 Aug 2022
Dorothy: We’re not in Kansas anymore.
Abortion rights voters: Oh yes we are.
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2 Aug 2022
Just three more dates to catch Stag & Lion's Much Ado About Nothing - August 4, 5, and 6, and then everyone in Messina can get back to their usual business.
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5 Feb 2017
Looking for that special someone with that special someone glow. Say about 750 roentgens. Enough to read by at night. #ApocalypsePersonalAds
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7 Sep 2016
You know that thing when you're so tired it hurts, and you still can't sleep? And then you nap for an hour and your brain is all, "Morning!"
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24 Mar 2016
@jmrosler Hello! I tweet rarely, and often forget that this toy exists. I never think of you as a follower, to be honest. Always worthwhile.
13 Jan 2016
Listening to Low as I wrap up at the Day Job. Thinking how inevitable it is that #TheManWhoFellToEarth just fell off of it. #DavidBowie #bye
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8 Jan 2016
If you love someone, let her go. Especially if you're pretty sure she won't come back, because what were you doing chasing her anyway, hmmm?
6 Jan 2016
So let me understand this. They are just now noticing that the 140-character thing is silly? Now, in 2016? #newsflash #skyisblue #WTFTwitter
6 Jan 2016
Ever was it so. x.com/MYSADCAT/status/684060…
4 Jan 2016
My cat is sad because he is waving goodbye forever to a pigeon he fell in love with, who couldn't love him back.
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31 Oct 2015
Happy Halloween from your best-fretted villainous nightmares. Occupy Elm Street! #OccupyElmStreet #TakeBacktheFright vimeo.com/144123602
7 Oct 2015
I remember back when I used to understand so much. Of course I was generally wrong--but I didn't know that yet. #appliedwisdom #getoffmylawn
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Linus Gelber retweeted
28 Sep 2015
Nasa scientists find evidence of flowing water on Mars gu.com/p/4cnk6/stw I SAW THIS DOCTOR WHO EPISODE, IT DID NOT END WELL.
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28 Sep 2015
Water on Mars! It's good news for all the thirsty astronauts, and suggests that there may actually be coffee there one day. #NASA #Marswater
7 Aug 2015
Saw an action film, starring a terrific Swedish actress and Simon Pegg - snappy, funny, over-the-top. Tom Cruise was in it also. #priorities
29 Jul 2015
Hell is other people. Except when hell is the absence of other people. Except on the subway; the subway is hell, all by itself. #sorrysartre
28 Jul 2015
We are all in the butter, but some of us are looking at the sweet cream and the jam, because when you put that on really good biscuits. Yes.
26 Jul 2015
@SteveGuttbuck Tonight I'll be watching! With bells on! Wait, hold on. No bells. That would be silly. #Lavalantula
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