I haven't invented these jokes - I just collect them
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23 Dec 2016
I added a video to a @YouTube playlist youtu.be/a1hFlfZVM1Y?a Incredible Math Magic Tricks, 99% Work !
29 Jan 2013
RT @PinkyLittleLiar : The Romans didn't find algebra very challenging, because X was always 10. #mathjokes
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2 Nov 2012
Student: What’s infinity? Math Teacher: Think of a number. Student: Okay, I’ve got one. Teacher: Good. That’s not it.
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11 Oct 2012
Teacher: How do you solve any equation?
Student: Multiply both sides by zero.
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30 Aug 2012
Teacher: "What is seven Q plus three Q?" Student: " Ten Q"Teacher: "You're Welcome." #mathjokes
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5 Jun 2012
Dear students.., remember that money can solve anything. Even complicated differential equations. #mathjokes
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13 Mar 2012
As long as algebra is taught in school, there will be prayer in school. #mathjokes
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13 Mar 2012
I don't think math is a science. I think it's a religion. And as a math atheist i should be excused from this. #mathjokes
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9 Feb 2012
There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those who understand binary math, and those who don't. #mathjokes
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8 Dec 2011
For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong. #mathjokes
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6 Dec 2011
Arithmetic is the art of counting up to twenty without taking off your shoes. #mathjokes
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16 Sep 2011
We use epsilons and deltas in mathematics because mathematicians tend to make errors. #mathjokes
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