clowns on avg get paid 51k a year, yet i do it here for free. LH44 FA14 YT22 AA23
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30 Dec 2020
Ok so uhhhhh my office still reeks of cigar smoke.
Any tips?
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Jun 14
cave divers when they have kids and a loving wife at home:
BMW #15 musiało zjechać do boksu bo ich mechanik zaklinował się w kokpicie i nie mogą go wyciągnąć przez co kierowca nie może wejść do auta.
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Jun 9
Pour one out for a legend.
They got him.
—CANNONBALL RUN: 130mph—
A Colorado man has been arrested, alongside his passenger, for allegedly driving more than 130 miles an hour through Northern Colorado.
We got a look at his vehicle, allegedly modified to jam signals and evade detection.
@CBSNewsColorado 6pm.
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Jun 4
there’s no way fred was correct 😭😭
Jun 4
charles about calling the canadian gp his worst weekend of his career:
"looking back, i think my words got a little ahead of my thoughts. finishing fourth isn't disastrous. we still picked up some good points there"
fred's plan is completed 😭
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May 27
Always been absolutely baffled by the lack of ergonomics with #SteamDeck, specifically around their stubbornness to keep pushing the terrible touch pads. No game out there is built with them in mind; novelty at best. But core controls are crammed to the top 30% of the unit. 🤦♂️
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May 23
Forza gotta be the only racing game I know with an active villain in the online community because wtf
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May 22
Fernando Alonso bravely protests against the hybrid engines by refusing to participate in qualifying any further
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Mar 16
POST A VIDEO YOU NEVER GET TIRED OF
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I was looking for an excuse to post this anyway
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May 2
ANTONELLI POLE IN THE FOURTH FASTEST CAR 🔥🔥🔥
WILL HE NAIL THE START AND ONLY LOSE 4 POSITIONS INSTEAD OF THE USUAL 7 TOMORROW⁉️⁉️⁉️
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May 1
Hay submundos enteros de sufrimiento incel en los que nunca he siquiera soñado
May 1
My dad sent my picture to an arranged marriage group (despite my protests), and they all reacted with laughing emojis.
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May 1
dude
May 1
THEY TOOK AWAY OUR PULL DISCOUNTS?????
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Apr 27
87.87% uptime for one of the most critical pieces of infrastructure on the internet
has ai made the whole stack this fragile?
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the best fanart you'll ever see is untagged, zero caption and you can't ever look it up you just have to pray it comes up on your timeline
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Apr 26
the academic pressure right now isn’t scary, what’s scary is the way i’m fuckin ignoring it
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