dog fan account/writer of stuff for @pinstripealley, and @tarheelblog

Joined May 2009
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18 Jul 2019
when the upstairs neighbors are having a party
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11 May 2025
absolutely chaotic set of schools
11 May 2025
Former Northwestern/Mississippi State/Vanderbilt quarterback Mike Wright tells ESPN he’s verbally committed to East Carolina. He plans to play quarterback for the Pirates. He’s started 16 career games over the three stops.
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12 Jan 2025
in minute what now
Rach makes it three with her second header of the evening! 8' 🟣 3-0 🔵 // #AdobeWomensFACup
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5 Jan 2025
i find it pretty easy tbh
𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: #Browns star QB Deshaun Watson enjoying a vacation with his girlfriend. It's hard not to like this guy ❤️🥹
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4 Jan 2025
HE’S BACK
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1 Jan 2025
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Reading Times, Pennsylvania, December 30, 1927
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Merry Rizzmas‼️🎄🤫🤔
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21 Dec 2024
mini horse dressed up as gary the snail costume fun with spongebob bikini bottom
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18 Dec 2024
horse hanging from the ceiling for some reason
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14 Dec 2024
just checking on this website and it’s doing great
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11 Dec 2024
damn what a quick photoshop job
11 Dec 2024
Rangers, RHP Nathan Eovaldi reportedly agree to 3-year deal, per multiple sources including MLB.com's @Feinsand.
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BREAKING: Syria's interim government to run a 4-4-3 formation
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9 Dec 2024
would've been cool if he was alive, but finally
9 Dec 2024
Congratulations to Dick Allen on his election to the Hall of Fame!
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8 Dec 2024
big win
Score Update: NYJ 26 - 32 MIA Final That's Scorigami!! It's the 1089th unique final score in NFL history.
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20 Jul 2024
sealing off my former friend and now enemy fortunato by telling him i have some nice wine in there
19 Jul 2024
What would y'all do with this space?
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24 Nov 2024
probably my former friend and now enemy fortunado after i tell him there’s some nice wine down there before i seal him off
What would you fill this space with?
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8 Dec 2024
i would build out another wall right there in order to seal in my former friend and now enemy fortunado by tricking him into thinking i have some good wine in there x.com/hashjenni/status/18654…

7 Dec 2024
What in the world would yall use this space for🤣
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29 Nov 2024
me
29 Nov 2024
Your 2025 AL Rookie of the Year is ______.
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29 Nov 2024
jimmy carter
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Creed performing “Higher,” “My Sacrifice,” and “Don’t Stop Dancing” during the the Dallas Cowboys Thanksgiving Day Game Halftime Show at Texas Stadium (2001)

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28 Nov 2024
deeply weird team
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