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Matt Haze @MattHaze

Founder and Humorist. A guy from old media building a new type of media company. Talking to strangers in coffee shops. My old alter ego: @30rocktree.

Joined May 2008
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HOLY SHIT WE'RE GOING TO THE MOON!!!!!
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Hi. It's been a minute. I'm back. Something new to tell you about this week... stay tuned...
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Matt Haze
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25 Jul 2025
"Johnny Carson was never political." Johnny Carson:
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Matt Haze
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29 Jun 2025
Why is every "Buy my program to learn how to make $10k months" guru on here obsessed with cars?
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Matt Haze
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7 May 2025
Happy Real ID Day to those who celebrate.
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Matt Haze
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18 Mar 2025
Hello, old friend. I hope you're well.
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Matt Haze
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28 Jun 2024
Hi.
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