if you put it in your Twitter bio it must be true
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18 Feb 2022
uhh per game?
18 Feb 2022
Sue Bird re-signed with the Seattle Storm for a one-year, protected contract at the vet minimum of $72,141 sources tell @Winsidr
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16 Feb 2022
my mom to my grade school teachers π
16 Feb 2022
Kelly Stafford is wearing a blazer that says βMatthew. Not Matt.β on the back π
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15 Feb 2022
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10 Feb 2022
Balancing parenthood and work
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4 Feb 2022
Nike has sued StockX, accusing the online marketplace of selling unauthorized NFTs based on its sneakers on.wsj.com/3rsoy8Y
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28 Jan 2022
The fifth loko.
28 Jan 2022
CNN Exclusive: Mountain Dew Baja Blast is being turned into a spiked seltzer ππΌββοΈ
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26 Jan 2022
I used to see Andre 3000 at Whole Foods all the time when he was in ATL and weβve been on flights together a few times. The absolute nicest human.
26 Jan 2022
Once Andre 3000 was on my ferry ride to Alcatraz and I said hi. My 6 y.o. autistic son came over and started talking his ear off about German Shepherds, his obsession at the time. Andre talked to him about dogs for like 20 mins. We exchanged numbers. 4 years later I got this text
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17 Jan 2022
eww
17 Jan 2022
Congrats Big Ben. Legend. Generational.
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15 Jan 2022
Every teamβs representative looks insanely cool in this and then you have the Packers
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13 Jan 2022
When Foot Locker has the new Jordans
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12 Jan 2022
im now fascinated by 49ers offensive coordinator mike mcdaniel, who looks and sounds like an expert at microwaving frozen burritos.
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12 Jan 2022
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Matt Lockmon π§’ retweeted
11 Jan 2022
Exactly how I feel when it comes to parenting and working during the pandemic: ow.ly/u1mj50Hs4xj via @romper
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