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My craziest Summon test so far: Navigating a busy Costco parking lot on one of the busiest days of the week. Check out how well it performs. @Tesla_AI take notes.
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Hey @ZacksJerryRig as you can see the Cybertruck does have a handicap license plate. In Nevada you can either get a placard or a plate.
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I was in such a rush I forgot to stow my automatic sunshade before summoning my Tesla. Whoops haha
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Does anyone know if the Teslas internals can pick up voice prompts or gesture commands? My car was going through the parking lot and I pointed and said “I really wish the car would park next to that other Tesla” and then a second later it turns on the signal and backs in next to the other Model Y.
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Tesla is looking for people in Reno with a Class A CDL and experience with ADAS experience. What a coincidence that happens to be where the Tesla Semi is built. Sounds like they’re working on FSD for the Semi 👀
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This right here. Read every word of this post and if you don’t get it, read it again, but slower.
Federal Budget, Fiscal Year 2025
Revenue:
$5.235 trillion
Spending:
$7.010 trillion
Deficit:
$1.775 trillion short
Even if you could somehow sell every stock Elon Musk owns and raise $1 trillion, we would still have a $775 billion budget deficit! And then what are you going to do the year after that, after you’ve spent all his money?
On top of that, it’s not actually possible to sell all his stocks and raise $1 trillion. The stocks would tank if he was forced to sell, and be worth far less. He doesn’t actually have the ability to pull a trillion dollars out of the bank.
All of these politicians are pointing the finger at Musk to try and blame him for their budgetary failures. The reality is these legislators have fucked up so badly that every cent Elon Musk has can’t plug the hole in the budget. The deficits that we have every single year.
And most Americans are so stupid that they’ll actually believe these politicians instead of voting them out.
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The world’s first trillionaire is an African American and the left is still whining about it. 🤦♂️
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Tesla just posted job openings for a Robotaxi Fleet Support Specialist and a Fleet Support Supervisor here in Las Vegas.
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“Good luck charging your EV when the power in the city is out”
Me mentioning that gas pumps also require electricity to operate.
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Hey @nikitabier can we have an option to not get notifications from accounts with no blue checkmarks that we don’t follow? I’ve noticed 99.99999% of the most ridiculous replies on X come from people hiding behind anonymous accounts.
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This is gorgeous.
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A home in Maui is one sale for $26.5 million and comes with a $1.4 million @Tesla Solar Tile Roof. They claim it's the largest residential Tesla Solar Tile Roof in the U.S. Doesn't say how many kW it is though.
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I laughed at this way harder than I should have lol The very definition of FAFO
Jun 13
New Movie poster for How to lose Trillions in 10 days.
Only in Theaters June 12th 🍿 🎥
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With Elon Musk’s wealth he could buy approximately 480 Billion Hot and Spicy chickens from McDonald’s and I think that’s beautiful.
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Matt Wallace Tech retweeted
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Don’t worry about Elon becoming rich with his own money.
Worry about politicians becoming rich with your money.
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FSD V 14.3.3 navigates around a semi truck stopped in the street.
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With Elon Musk becoming the world’s first trillionaire, I wonder how the people of Reddit and Bluesky are doing right now.
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