technologist | founder/ceo at @noplex_ai (noplex.ai) | author | dad | wife pranker | technically bionic | views are my own | he/him
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3 Apr 2022
I’m personally grateful that society doesn’t place more value on being able to gracefully put a fitted sheet on a mattress.
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22 Feb 2022
Congrats to @sheetz for crossing the last great American frontier and offering an unlimited French fry subscription service. I stared at the ad for a solid minute trying to take stock of all the conflicting emotions.
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15 Feb 2022
As someone with an Opus tattoo, this better be good.
15 Feb 2022
Fox Developing a ‘Bloom County’ Animated TV Series Based on Beloved Comic hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-…
8 Feb 2022
Announcer: “He is one of the winningest athletes in snowboarding. And that’s because he is so good.”
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20 Jan 2022
I love that it’s 2022 and it still takes a few days to move funds between banking institutions. Like it’s gold coins being placed into a burlap sack tied to the side of a horse.
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4 Jan 2022
If you’re a parent of young kids who just celebrated a gift-giving holiday, I’ll bet you cold hard cash that you’ve uttered the words, “What the hell is beeping?” after 9 p.m. at some point over the past few nights.
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Matthew Canning retweeted
30 Dec 2021
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As promised, here's my 2022 outperform shopping list and my 2022 thesis.
Let's breakdown what this is, why these assets, and how I approach this, and then the bullcase for each individual asset.
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Matthew Canning retweeted
27 Dec 2021
I read a lot of books this year to broaden my horizons in AI/ML with adjacent or complementary disciplines. It was a great pleasure so I’m sharing some my reading list here with a couple of notes:
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24 Dec 2021
Confession: Left a tip/card for our postal carrier but forgot his name. Didn’t want to admit that, so couldn’t write “postal carrier”…so to make sure he knew it was for him I drew the USPS logo on it. Turned out badly, so I colored over it in crayon to look like my kids did it.
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10 Dec 2021
Attn: Technical leaders — Invest five minutes in a new perspective today. I recently shared my thoughts on the most impactful (and least effortful) tactic for defining and refining your team's collective beliefs and mission. matthewcanning.com/perspecti…
10 Dec 2021
Had fun writing a guest opinion piece for @timetidewatches about how smart watches are waging war against mindfulness. timeandtidewatches.com/the-a… #watches #AppleWatch #Mindfulness
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2 Dec 2021
Bigfoot is just parents who had enough while out at parks with their kids and walked off, eyes glazed, into the woods to live simpler, quieter lives. That they haven’t returned to civilization is telling.
30 Nov 2021
Fascinating. @DefiKingdoms is currently executing one of the more interesting NFT implementations I’ve seen.
18 Nov 2021
(Random Spotify station playing)
My 8-year-old: “Who’s this?”
“Billy Joel.”
“Oh. Sounds like Jelly Jawn.”
“…who?”
“You know, the British guy who always wears the crazy glasses.”
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25 Oct 2021
Watching “It’s the a great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown” as an adult, I now realize how bizarre the whole “Snoopy being shot down behind enemy lines in World War I France” arc is.
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