I like dogs. Especially mine.

Joined October 2011
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Hang it in the reality TV Louvre #TheTraitorsUS
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Trading Brady to Mar-a-Lago would have sent a less obvious message than this.
Who’s your favourite female athlete? 🤔
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it's time to give that baby monkey a gun
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Me when I run 3 red lights and beat the google maps arrival estimate by 1 minute:
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I miss the good ole days of scandals surrounding the Ottawa Senators. Like when Pizza Pizza changed it from 4 goals to 6 goals needed for a free slice with a ticket stub the next day.
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You mispronounce 100% of the countries you don't name.... - #WayneGretzky #FIFAWorldCup2026draw
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Whoever is selecting the Canadian anthem singers needs a salary DECREASE.
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Don't let talks about Alberta separation distract you from the fact that it was always Sens in 7.
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Biggest 25 point comebacks in history: 1. Tom Brady, 28-3 2. LPC, 45-20 That’s all folks.
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9 Apr 2025
me giving my dog a bath
DO NOT RETALIATE AND YOU WILL BE REWARDED
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It never gets old. #LeafsForever
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35th straight year on the nice list. Historic run.
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20 Dec 2023
Getting the fantasy football squad ready for Round 2 of the playoffs

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If you know me well then you’ll know that I only partake once in a while and this is definitely my once in a while. Special combo.
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It is the most Kendall move of all time to try to compete with Taylor Swift
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The eldest boy has arrived.
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I am by no means a “golf guy,” but I will grip it and rip it all morning long if I have to.
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Watching #househunters and I wouldn’t say no to having a Guinness or two with that lad and his lady from Canada.
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I have no idea if this platform is cooked or not but recently my littlest guy got a job selling used automobiles and I couldn’t be happier.
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