3 overs in, score is 9/0 How is winviz 62% England, 2% draw and 36% New Zealand?

Checked how long the washing machine had left to run, it said “16 minutes” Popped out for milk, drove to the next village, tried to find somewhere to park, went to the shop and got the milk, jumped back in the car and drove home Washing machine : “still need 14 minutes bro”

RT @SPQR_10: Kieran. This is - at best - a spectacularly ill-judged post. It comes across as crass fat shaming. I believe it was a “can…

On this day in 2019, one of the greatest internet memes of all time was born in Taunton 😂 #YouAreSomerset

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2021 called and asked for their faux outrage back

When one of the most respected referees in world football is refused entry by the host nation, because they don't like his home country, the correct response of the other referees should be to boycott the tournament unless he is allowed to do his job. Sadly, that won't happen.

As details emerge and the investigation begins into the Stokes/Atkinson nightclub incident there is bound to be some debate but I want to get one thing absolutely clear…. No matter what the rights or wrongs of this are… 35 is NOT too old to be going to a nightclub

Come on England… do another wicket!!

A robot kicked a little boy in the stomach We're officially one software update away from Terminator

Have we avoided the follow on yet?

My dachsund Willow

Here’s Tommy Robinson defending multiculturalism and Sikhs carrying weapons AFTER Henry Nowak was murdered by one. Then he turns up at a protest for Henry last night and starts talking about “Pakistani Muslims”. This guy is the enemy within.

App idea: Shazam but for the sound my car is making.

Do the thing that scares you. Just 3 days ago I travelled 4,275 miles to India. Alone. For just 72 hours. All to watch the IPL and finally experience Royal Challengers Bengaluru in person. On paper, it sounds ridiculous. Exhausting flights, barely any sleep, navigating a country I’d never been to before, all for a cricket team. But sometimes the best things in life begin with “this is probably a bad idea.” What I found in India was so much bigger than cricket. Every single person I met showed kindness. People helped me when I had questions, checked I got where I needed to be, shared conversations, recommendations, smiles, stories. Complete strangers made a country that should have felt overwhelming somehow feel welcoming. But the most heartfelt of thanks have to go to @poserarcher and @ishanjoshii who not only sourced the best tickets for me but made sure they looked out for me every step of the way. Not only this but Ishan and his beautiful wife hosted me for a wonderful lunch in their home. It’s you guys that made the whole experience what it was and i’m forever grateful 🫶 And the cricket? Unreal. The noise, the passion, the colour, the energy around RCB… it felt less like watching a sport and more like being part of something people truly live and breathe. I went there thinking I was chasing an experience. I came back feeling like I’d left a piece of myself behind. Its not goodbye India, its Phir milenge ❤️

Freedom to choose what events you do or do not perform at?

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This dog literally broke the internet and put Irish women’s cricket on the map. An unsung hero 😂