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Matthew Gulden @MatthewGulden

I'm a suicide squeeze, steal home, Hail Mary, pull the goalie, fake punt type of guy. And I don’t punch out

Joined November 2011
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I hate music, I hate the Grammys
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I hate music, I hate the Grammys
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For 20 years it’s been known that the Guldens have been known for best frozen pizza and pizza roll making skills in MN. 7 year old neighbor just confirmed it with “Matt this pizza is dope”
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At flag football coaches meeting they said it’s about fun not winning or losing. Well this coach threw in a reverse play to make sure we won #perfectplay
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Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnson
10 Aug 2024
SAVAGE: Trump plays a compilation ROASTING Kamala Harris’ word salads for 3 Minutes Straight 🤣

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I really had no idea you were a former teacher. Never heard that before
Tim Walz
@Tim_Walz
23 Jul 2024
Before I was Governor, I was a high school teacher and football coach.   Donald Trump likes to demonize public education, but as someone who learned and taught in rural schools, I know that public schools are the heart of small towns. We can’t let them take that away from us.
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Well stated
Justin Stapley
@JustinWStapley
14 Jul 2024
I never liked this man and I never will, but this photo swells me with pride. In America, we settle our differences with ballots not bullets. The image of a presidential candidate, blood on his cheek, defiantly signaling he's still here should make every red blooded American weep.
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My Friday is ruined by the damn Olympics. All I want to watch is dateline or 20/20…but nope
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Cops will do
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Good night. Dateline will lead me right into prime time twolves game!!
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Playing darts with Max and we were getting towards the end and he looked at me and said “dad what do I need to win” I said double 13. Sure shit he hit double 13 #hustledme
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I gave my son a hot pocket for the first the other day and now it’s all he wants for dinner. #prouddad
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Be a leader and decide to clock it yourself if you can’t hear the play call
Will Ragatz
@WillRagatz
24 Sep 2023
Kevin O'Connell on the final play: "Looking back, I wish I would've clocked it and not tried to steal one there." Kirk Cousins had some trouble hearing O'Connell in his headset and the play resulted in a game-ending interception.
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The throw is pretty horseshit
Tony Liebert
@TonyLiebert
1 Sep 2023
Everything about this play is remarkable. All-time catch from Daniel Jackson.
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It’s pretty sweet that opening scene of a Netflix docuseries is my Christmas light display I did for Cousins. Even if no one knows, I know #tootmyownhorn
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Urban Services did great work on those Christmas lights at Kirks house
Netflix
@netflix
10 Jul 2023
It's almost time for kick off! Watch the first four minutes of Quarterback, our new docuseries following Marcus Mariota, Kirk Cousins, Patrick Mahomes. Premieres this Wednesday.
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Not shaken up just embarrassed with the slide
Talkin' Yanks
@TalkinYanks
8 Jul 2023
Volpe gets picked off and looks a little shaken up afterwards
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We will not go down without a fight, today, is our Independence Day!!

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