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“The secret is taking the goals that other people scored and then sharing them with every team.”

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Nothing makes me feel more patriotic than seeing World Cup tourists discover how life was meant to be lived 🦅🇺🇸🔥

For those whose objection to soccer is the lack of scoring, the USA beat Paraguay 28-7.

The US is playing really attractive soccer. You could call the football.

Fucking size of that ironing board.

Checkmate.

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The Spurs know how to TAKE the lead, they just don't know how to HOLD the lead. And that's really the most important part of the lead: the holding

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This is the most “The European mind can’t comprehend this” moment of my life. One of my friends said, “Punch me five times tomorrow and I’ll still think this isn’t real.”

BREAKING: Rioters are breaking into migrant HMOs (Houses in Multiple Occupation, a form of taxpayer-funded housing for asylum seekers) in Belfast and setting them ablaze. It’s a difficult night for firefighters in Belfast with fires reported in several parts of the city.