Just a guy reading some tweets. Claim to fame: I joined Twitter before you.
Joined June 2008
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I think @csimmsqb just left his shift at Olive Garden offering freshly shaved Parmesan to all the customers
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14 Jul 2025
Its an odd thing to be flipped off by someone for driving my Tesla when they are driving a Volkswagen...
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24 Apr 2025
Selecting the next generation of football warriors, Welcome to the NFL DRAFT!!!! But first some acapella?? #nfldraft25
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14 Feb 2025
I wonder when smart podcasters are going to start talking about how the Lakers also gave up one of the top young prospects in the NBA? @NotJackKemp
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MattyMo retweeted
25 Oct 2024
Tesla's market cap has risen by $165 billion since yesterday. That's more than the combined market caps of Ford, GM, Stellantis, Rivian and Lucid.
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10 Oct 2024
In 2023, on average, 625 people died per day in Florida. The press says Hurricane Milton was responsible for the death of 10 people. Each one a tragedy. That said, for one day, the Milton increased the deaths in Florida by 1.5%. Statistics without context can be very misleading.
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28 Jan 2024
Maybe all dentists learn slowly over time that brushing your teeth with a mild abrasive twice a day is actually bad for your teeth.
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28 Jan 2024
If you can force yourself into a world without any media/social influence, you will realize that your life sucks just enough to make you convinced its not a simulation.
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7 Nov 2023
NFL showcase games Week 10:
Thurs: CAR @ CHI ๐คฎ
Sun AM: IND @ NE ๐คฎ
Sun PM: NYJ @ LVR ๐คฎ
Mon PM: DEN @ BUF ๐คฎ
There's one likely (but 5-4) playoff team in the 8
When do pitchers and catcher's report?
Is Goodell trying to remind us that Sunday Noon games need to be watched ?
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2 Nov 2023
Every other major sports team in DFW has won a world championship since Jerry Jones became the GM of the Dallas Cowboys. @bracketdan @NotJackKemp
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20 Feb 2023
If Michael Urie wins any awards for his role in Shrinking (deserved), he needs to thank @SeanHayes in his speech.
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23 Jan 2023
According to Romo, Mahomey might be on crutches on Wednesday. Either way, he aint running and he aint rolling. I just locked CIN 1. Def a line that could be CIN-3 if Mahomey doesn't play.
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10 Jan 2022
Wordle 205 1/6
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Not sure why people think this is a fun game.
MattyMo retweeted
9 Oct 2020
Michigan kidnapping plot, like so many other extremist crimes, foreshadowed on social media wapo.st/3d9OD3E
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7 Aug 2020
If we were to start a #gofundme campaign to raise $100M that would go to Trump if he resigns by Oct 1 and to Obama and Covid relief if he stays past that date, retweet if youโd be at least mildly interested in contributing $25. To hurt Obama, Trump would do just about anything.
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Next time you challenge a 50-year-old professor to a shooting challenge, better make sure she isn't a former WNBA player first ๐ cbsn.ws/36rHt5U
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30 May 2020
I need a diversion. Does @sepinwall have a Top 10 comedic characters of all time? Like Kramer and Coach from Cheers, etc? If he does, he needs to kick someone off and add David Rose from Schitt's Creek.