Chelsea, MHL ST holder, ESTC 💙🇬🇧
Joined August 2019
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May 24
Off you pop, useless
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Apr 21
🚨BREAKING:
Apr 21
🚨 BREAKING: CHELSEA FANS, YOU NEED TO FOLLOW US RIGHT!
The next 48 hours are about to be ABSOLUTELY INSANE!!!
🚨 EMERGENCY BOARD MEETING CALLED 🆘
LIAM ROSENIOR IS GETTING SACKED…
IT’S NOT A MATTER OF IF… IT’S A MATTER OF WHEN!!
HOLD ONTO YOUR HATS! #cfc
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Feb 25
The king
It looks increasingly likely we’ve seen Constitution Hill run his last race over hurdles. Here’s to the next chapter.
Constitution Hill x Viva La Vida
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16 Dec 2025
Just what we need another midfielder
15 Dec 2025
🚨 Chelsea are leading the race to sign Kobbie Mainoo and could move for the Manchester United midfielder as early as January.
The Blues are currently ahead of 12 clubs in the chase for the English midfielder, despite Mainoo’s preference for a move to Napoli.
(Source: @CaughtOffside)
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11 Dec 2025
Assumed his boy would be Millwall
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12 Nov 2025
12 Nov 2025
Two Portsmouth football fans who posed as stewards in an attempt to watch the south coast derby have been banned from matches for three years ❌
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6 Oct 2025
Mason Mount in the stands at old Trafford again instead of playing
6 Oct 2025
A Sunderland fan caught a rat at Old Trafford this Saturday... 🐀🤢
The rat issue goes on 😭😭😭
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22 Sep 2025
He's embarrassed after robbing palmer on live tv
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22 Sep 2025
1 non penalty goal against top 5 in Portuguese league last season btw
22 Sep 2025
Signed by @Arsenal after a brilliant campaign with Sporting CP during which he scored 54 goals in 52 appearances for the club.
Viktor Gyokeres 💫
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17 Sep 2025
Where's the guarda when u need em
16 Sep 2025
Arsenal Fans celebrating after the 2-0 win away at Bilbao
Is this acceptable @PLCPolice 😏😂
#Eze #Arsenal #awaydays
Credit @kieranbarry1
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CFCDumpy retweeted
16 Sep 2025
Arsenal Fans celebrating after the 2-0 win away at Bilbao
Is this acceptable @PLCPolice 😏😂
#Eze #Arsenal #awaydays
Credit @kieranbarry1
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13 Sep 2025
Gykores is worst signing of the summer, he's beyond pony
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CFCDumpy retweeted
9 Sep 2025
In tomorrow's Racing Post:
On Wednesday, British racing goes dark, and so has the Racing Post front page. In an unprecedented act of protest, the sport has voluntarily cleared the schedule to sound the alarm over a feared government tax raid that threatens the sport's future
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9 Sep 2025
Christ, Forrest are lump of the season
9 Sep 2025
🚨 Ange Postecoglou to be confirmed as Nottingham Forest head coach imminently after Nuno Espirito Santo departure. 60yo Australian will lead #NFFC for Saturday’s trip to Arsenal - joined by a number of staff worked with at Tottenham Hotspur @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/6425702…
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28 Aug 2025
Most obvious signing to go and rip it up
28 Aug 2025
🚨 Chelsea reach agreement with Manchester United to sign Alejandro Garnacho. Deal for 21yo winger worth £40m fixed fee 10% sell-on clause. Contract to 2032 - medical scheduled for London on Friday as Argentina int’l joins #CFC from #MUFC @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/6540440…
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28 Aug 2025
Don't go near it, it's another havertz and havwirtz
28 Aug 2025
🚨🧨 EXCLUSIVE | Tottenham have now officially submitted an offer to RB Leipzig for #Xavi Simons!
It is already close to the offer that RB are expecting – €70 million all-in.
No offer from Chelsea yet. #CFC
@philipphinze24 @SkySportDE 🇳🇱
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