Toon fan. Dad. Husband. Busy writing a book. Surrounded by psychopaths. Fuck the Tories
Joined March 2011
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2 Dec 2023
Mark Goldbridge reacts to Newcastle goal 🤯💩
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2 Dec 2023
First time I’ve won the ballot this season. Never mind the ballot fans or the tourists. Fuckin season ticket holders stood and talked to my mate for 43 minutes then went to the toilet. Saying how he’s been going for years and never watched the match yet. Twat #NUFC
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27 Nov 2023
Just watched MOTD. Even if Joelinton had scored the sitter of a header it wouldnt have been given coz Bruno was pulling the keepers top. He’s a little tinker and it’s ganna cost us eventually #NUFC
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25 Nov 2023
#CameronvsTaylor2 what a fight. Both women are warriors. Katy Taylor is the champion of champions
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25 Nov 2023
Played most of the top teams in the first 14 games. Injuries ravaged our squad and Eddie has got us 6 points behind top spot City. If he gets us top 6 this season with the cups and the champions league the mams a genius #NUFC
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Max Factor retweeted
17 Nov 2023
let him cook
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BREAKING: Suella Braverman has been sacked
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11 Nov 2023
Let’s not put any other spin on it. They’re fuckin yobs who want trouble. As patriotic as a flea
11 Nov 2023
HAPPENING NOW: Police begin to mobilise and protesters push through the police line.
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Max Factor retweeted
11 Nov 2023
HAPPENING NOW: Police begin to mobilise and protesters push through the police line.
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Max Factor retweeted
10 Nov 2023
I don't often praise the @DailyMirror, but today people should look at their front page.
They have got the issue of the day exactly right.
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Max Factor retweeted
9 Nov 2023
I’m not one to mince words at the best of times, but well, brace yourself for my take on Suella Braverman.
Full version here: youtu.be/dspmCsq7ghw?si=0Kii…
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Max Factor retweeted
7 Nov 2023
Remember guys all we wanted was a team that TRIED !!! #NUFC ❤️
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7 Nov 2023
Can’t fault the lads. Gruelling schedule, injuries and a very very good Dortmund team. Champions league is another level and we’ve competed so far. #NUFC
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Max Factor retweeted
7 Nov 2023
Engagement’s massive right now and I do not deserve that, so I’d like to ask you to watch this instead.
That’s all. Just, if I ever made you laugh, watch this for me.
Don’t need to have a hot take. Just listen to him. He’s in massive amount of pain.
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