femmething fatale | gold star member, zissou society | playing telco at @MayaTelNA | kaiju jockey @QoTMpod | @LucyKwiatek is my North Star
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Jun 12
new Type Of Guy just dropped: guy who namesearches airlines and gets mad at people complaining about them
Jun 11
Cry more. Nobody believes you.
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Jun 10
shoutout DCA wheelchair staff for managing to hurt me over every slight bump in the airport, giving me conflicting information and getting mad at me when I didn't reply correctly to it, and then hurting me more over every bump in the jetway. get me the absolute hell out of DC man
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Jun 10
@Reagan_Airport if this is standard operating procedure for pax in wheelchairs, i will give you credit, you folks are really living up to your namesake
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Jun 10
what do you think
Jun 8
do you guys just block everyone who slightly annoys you i'm curious
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did mean to post this here too
donated bone marrow today. boy is my ass tired
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retweeting this now that i've done it
May 31
hello! one week from today I have to fly to DC so I can donate bone marrow.
so i'm here to pitch you on joining the marrow donors' registry. the matching criteria are highly specific, so matching with someone is rare and it's a big deal if you do!
my.nmdp.org/s/join
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May 31
hello! one week from today I have to fly to DC so I can donate bone marrow.
so i'm here to pitch you on joining the marrow donors' registry. the matching criteria are highly specific, so matching with someone is rare and it's a big deal if you do!
my.nmdp.org/s/join
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May 31
i badgered most of my girlfriends/close friends into signing up a couple weeks ago; NMDP seemed quite cheesed with the influx of transgender marrow
it's also, uh, my first time having surgery of any type, so i'm nervous about that
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May 27
i'm sorry but the way catholics post on this website is plainly driving me back to anti-theism
May 26
It will never cease to be funny to me watching people discover that, with the exception of queerness and abortion and divorce, at its core the Catholic Church is woke and has been for a very, very long time
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May 27
being negatively polarized into wondering about the virtues of converting to Islam
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May 24
these people will need minimum 2 years of highly controlled rehab before they even have a shot at being compatible with polite society ever again
May 22
“Data-driven” clothing brands saw 🦞 trending and rushed to make lobster clothing without realizing why it was trending 🤣
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May 21
i see the woke technocratic urbanist DC tgirl crowd is getting into Claude or whatever just in time for me to be thankful i not only didn't get sucked into that crowd but moved as far away as i possibly could within the continental United States
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May 21
that i was ever associated with some of these people is genuinely shameful as far as i'm concerned
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May 18
oh yeah wow the rumblings about what internal polling have to be true if Street is resorting to blaming (((the socialists from New York))) as his closer lol
May 17
Sharif Street, PA-03 candidate, is now claiming his opponent Chris Rabb has "billions of dollars in TV ads"
"The socialists from New York. You know what that means."
The Pennsylvania primary election is in 2 days, May 19th
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May 17
frasier crane twitter:
May 17
Not the point but this ramshackle ass spread is pissing me off so bad. Trash everywhere, dirty plates and forks, not a baguette or cracker in sight, empty drinks, crumpled up runner, random lemon and dry erase marker. 0/10 just real pathetic shit a caveman could do better
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May 14
the free t-shirt i got for participating in this is a little insane (positive) and all in all it was definitely worth the panic attack i accidentally gave myself
Only a drill. Every 3 years, SEA conducts a full-scale emergency exercise required by the FAA, bringing together our Port of Seattle Fire Dept., local first responders, & regional partners to train for the unexpected. So if a real incident ever happens, our teams are ready.
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May 12
the refineries are out of 0w20. go to your local Valvoline and demand to stick your hand in the 0w20 container RIGHT NOW
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this was so obviously the case to literally anyone who took even a cursory glance at the election. PADems totally and purposefully iced McClelland out because Shapiro was mad about "maybe we shouldn't have the treasury invested in highly volatile Israeli bonds"
Erin McClelland, the treasury candidate who criticized Shapiro, posted this in response to the Axios story:
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i was an organizer for the Shapiro/Davis campaign in 2022 in an extremely important suburban county. they voted Democratic for the first time since 1964 because of the work we did.
i cannot stress enough just how excited i am to vote against his re-election campaign.
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