The world's worst flavor combination was mango and menthol. (Ryu Murakami)

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gm adults who were deep in the sappy seals mint now possess a specialized brain region that activates exclusively for arfing. permanent brain damage for cute shit.
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normal people: how do you know them? me: we’ve been replying arf to each other for 3 years
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happy world cup may your team score many goals arf
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i fear ct is significantly underestimating the power of marine mammal culture
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the internet was supposed to make the world feel bigger instead i keep running into the same 10 people everyday

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somewhere yesterday a trader got liquidated somewhere else a seal holder said arf balance has been restored
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arftology 101 arf = hello arf = congratulations arf = i agree arf = i’m laughing arf = sorry for your loss arf = bullish arf = goodnight
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ai can write code seal holders can have a full conversation with one arf we are advancing at different rates

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2021: nfts will revolutionize ownership 2022: nfts will revolutionize gaming 2023: nfts will revolutionize culture 2024: nfts will revolutionize ai 2025: nfts will revolutionize finance 2026: arf

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the year is 2047 your grandkids ask what NFTs were you show them a seal in sunglasses they immediately understand the entire era 🦭
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all roads in NFT’s eventually lead back to cartoon animals and friendship

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gm every year i understand crypto less and sappy seals more
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the seal economy is simple yet effective one person says arf three people reply arf everyone leaves happier

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this is a cat, if you see anything else it could be early symptoms of overextended time in the trenches
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early crypto communities felt like startup networking events the seal timeline feels like the same gas station employees working the night shift for 4 years straight
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every project can copy traits none of them can copy whatever the hell seals has going on
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gm if your community doesn’t have at least mild collective brain damage is it even blue chip?
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somewhere in the world a grown man just typed “arf” to his phone and felt understood this is called utility, my friends

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if you found sappy seals in 2022 you aren’t a millionaire but it did give you permanent schizo brainrot and the urge to arf at strangers online for dopamine
If you found bitcoin is 2012 you are a millionaire. If you found Tesla in 2018 you are a millionaire If you found Nvidia in 2022 you are a millionaire If you found Palantir in 2023 you are a millionaire If you found Sandisk in 2025 you are a millionaire If you found …
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“what’s the utility?” brother look at him
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people keep asking me what sappy seals does idk man it just kinda improves the atmosphere

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Over the years, we’ve made a lot of changes to the brand, the logo, the characters, the art style, and everything in between, but never really formalised any of it until now. That was because I was never fully 100% happy with what Sappy was at any given moment; there was a massive divergence between what Sappy was, and what *I* knew Sappy could be, and commiting to those earlier versions felt extremely premature. Ossifying these things didn't feel like the correct thing to do, especially when I knew deep down that they would have to be aggressively scrubbed away or retconned (which gets really hard to do once a brand starts to genuinely penetrate and build momentum). There was also a divergence between what Sappy started as, what other people wanted it to become, and what I wanted it to be. Early on, I did see Sappy as more of an art project than a traditional "brand", which is why I leaned so heavily into memetics at a time when practically nobody else was doing it, and why I treated the character more like something alive and culturally reactive--much closer to how people think about memecoins nowadays and not too dissimilar to performance art. I also hated the word “brand” and the corporate aura it brought to the community & surrounding subculture. Being honest, I still think there’s something correct in that instinct. NFTs derive most of their speculative value (aside from the occasional airdrop narrative) from the community and the interconnected social clusters around them, not from “IP growth” in the classical sense. At the same time, it felt like there was enormous pressure (especially in comparison with other PFP projects) from speculators to turn the Thing into something bigger and larger scale than it is right now, because in startup [& crypto] culture, growth is treated as the ultimate metric, and it was applied directly to NFTs despite mostly being antithetical to the IP business. Internally I wanted to avoid this, slow down and take time to figure out what the brand should be, which sounds like total crazy talk in the crypto world because there's a lot of pressure (rightfully so) to grow grow grow, at all costs. We still did it of course, because I'm way too competitive of a person not to, but I think it was very evident from the outside that my heart really wasn't in it (at that point in time, chasing those specific reasons). My dopamine receptors might be fried, but I still find directing/creating a meme that people genuinely find funny more rewarding than watching a random reel of ours get 40M views or having billions of GIPHY views or whatever other metric sounds good to say out loud. What makes this all so strange is that NFTs are hyperspeculative assets that need constant cultural fuel to keep the surrounding network expanding faster than the floor price alone would justify. That model is in many ways at odds with how truly loved brands are formed. Real brands are much more malleable, they take time, they evolve; they’re not meant to be frozen in place on day one, and they're not meant to be subject to a quorum when more drastic changes that disturb the status quo are made. Some of the most adored brands globally took years, or even decades for the artist/creatives to actually hone in on their essence that was then expanded upon and delivered to the world. And I think to some degree, crypto and NFTs create such insane mental dissonance for builders. They train you to focus on things that aren’t actually important, usually through confirmation bias or false signals--of course it would; when you look around and see some random builder making some logically illogical absurd Thing that somehow (unsustainably) prints tens of millions overnight, it becomes very easy to convince yourself that the weird Thing is the thing that works. That's the thing that finally cracked the crypto formula, that's the model that works, that's what with a little iteration could lead to the golden goose that every retail investor, VC investor, and every crypto founder has been chasing since the first smart contract was created. It's somewhat embarassing to admit, but I spent years of my life believing that "tokenomics" was a real thing or that /if you just tweaked [insert random weird crypto-native variable] just slightly enough it could work/. It's different now that most of the speculative juice has left the industry and everything has deflated, clarity is much more abundant now. Another embarassing thing to admit is that a lot of the things we are doing for Sappy now are things I would have done years ago...if the brand was founded outside of crypto, and if I listened to my gut earlier. There really is no excuse for that, other than psyopping myself into believing that there was some special "model that can work for NFTs", or that building a crypto-founded character had to take a non-traditional route, or that what peers were (also) currently doing was the correct way to build, and not just appeasing a shrinking echochamber whilst playing the ponzi token fugazzi game. I wish I could have learned these things a little faster, but I also did start out as a tech bro undergrad that knew next to nothing about brands or art or IP outside of random video games I grinded. I didn't participate in consumer culture or fashion or anything similar at all, I knew next to nothing about business outside of briefly being into crypto/blockchains, and was purely operating off of my gut feelings and what seemed correct to me. Arguably that gut instinct was pretty precise, but the inexperience & uncomfortability is what led to not being able to pull the trigger on certain things or execute in the sharpest way possible. In truth, there is no other way it could have gone because most of those things had to be experienced and there is no real way for it to be crash coursed. This post was supposed to be a two-liner about how I'm redoing the brand properly from the ground up, with unique aesthetics, a cohesive universe with real character development, comics, longer form content (thanks to AI), sharpening every touchpoint, creating proper funnels to guide normies to our products and become buyers/users, but it ended up becoming this long-winded explainer of how we even got here in the first place. Which is a little poetic, because the path to the end is never straightforward. [Also sorry to rug you but this logo isn't actually a final logo I just like many aspects of it and what it represents]
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