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Mayhem @Mayhem

I’m Mayhem. I can be anything from a flat tire to a picture of someone’s dinner. Follow @allstate for more.

Joined September 2013
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Mayhem@Mayhem
15 May 2023
Special delivery… #MayhemMonday #funny #fail #pov #workismayhem
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Mayhem@Mayhem
8 May 2023
H2-0h yes, let’s make a splash this week. #MayhemMonday #funny #fail #spring #constructionseason
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Mayhem@Mayhem
4 May 2023
Not to brag, but a lot of people agree that Mayhem in retrograde is a more fitting name. #MercuryInRetrograde
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Mayhem@Mayhem
3 May 2023
Dust off your cringey memories, prom season is here. Tag me in your #promposal fail story.
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Mayhem@Mayhem
1 May 2023
Looks like the right way to me. #MayhemMonday #funny #fail #treefail Legal: beleaf it or not, insurance coverage is subject to policy terms & conditions.
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Mayhem@Mayhem
24 Apr 2023
Legend has it he’s still sliding. #MayhemMonday #fail #funny #spring #ice
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Mayhem@Mayhem
17 Apr 2023
Wait for it. #MayhemMonday #Funny #Fail #Spring
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Mayhem@Mayhem
5 Apr 2023
It’s a me...the plumber that’s about to drain your bank account.
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Mayhem@Mayhem
4 Apr 2023
While you’re on #SpringBreak, I’m staying home to work. Tell me where you’re breaking — I’ll tell you what I’m breaking.
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Mayhem@Mayhem
3 Apr 2023
Snow isn’t the only thing falling today. #MayhemMonday #fail #funny #spring
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Mayhem@Mayhem
1 Apr 2023
It’s the day I was literally made for. Tag me in your best pranks for #AprilFoolsDay.
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Mayhem@Mayhem
21 Mar 2023
You’re gonna need an assist when paying for this one.
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Mayhem@Mayhem
20 Mar 2023
That feeling when Monday hits. #MayhemMonday #Funny #Fail
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Mayhem@Mayhem
13 Mar 2023
Where there’s smoke there’s… a man chasing an ATV? #MayhemMonday #funny #fail #ATV
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Mayhem@Mayhem
6 Mar 2023
I’m your overly competitive brother. And I’ve been raining on you all season. How you like them buckets? Catch us this week!
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Mayhem@Mayhem
6 Mar 2023
Sliding into the rest of the year like… #MayhemMonday #funny #winter #snowday #fail
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Mayhem@Mayhem
27 Feb 2023
must've missed that on the backup cam #MayhemMonday #funny #fail
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Mayhem@Mayhem
20 Feb 2023
Everyone loves surprises, don’t they? #MayhemMonday #snow #winter #snowday #funny #fail
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Mayhem@Mayhem
13 Feb 2023
Live. Laugh. Love. And then laugh some more. #MayhemMonday #valentinesday
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Mayhem@Mayhem
16 Jan 2023
Gears? #MayhemMonday
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