used to work for 49ers. met Britney Spears in person and never recovered. put the lotion in the basket

Joined October 2022
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when she did that lil' hair thing my d--k popped up like a meerkat i'll vote #AOC in 2028
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I’m so out on this clown organization. I might not click another jet the rest of the offseason
Glenn wants 'three-headed monster' at RB dlvr.it/TT2RwY
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Happy eight decades around the sun to America’s biggest loser, @realDonaldTrump! πŸ₯³πŸŽ‰ You can blow out the candles, but you can't wish away the damage.
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It makes me a bit ill knowing there's people out there working but needing food banks to get by and we're supposed to cheer for this lot being paraded round in gold carriages.
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Kate Middleton looking angry and the kids looking completely uncomfortable and confused, getting booed during trooping the colour. If looks could kill. Princess Kate didn't like that.
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"Deep Impact" (1998) was insane for this. i still cant believe what we saw. TΓ©a Leoni crying "daddy." OMG
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ive dated girls w/ all kinds of work done, I've held fake boobs, kissed em, even bought fake boobs (for now ex wife, sigh) and i can assure you Sydney Sweeney is all natural. You know this. 🌍 knows this lol cmon now
Stop using Sydney Sweeney as the example of β€œa perfect woman” when she’s a fake blonde, kardashian voice, no talent or real beauty and probably had work done
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Brandon Aiyuk career in 🚽 as he Antonio Browns himself πŸ“± hasn't played since '24 when tore knee up, last TD was '23, closer to 33 yrs old than 23. 49ers use Reserve/Left Squad w/ $0 while he dances, they can do this all day. NFL train already left, no trade coming he's unaware
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Our room for the coming days in Houston. I don’t even know what to say about this. This is just unreal. No words. Huge huge thank you to JJ Watt for giving me and my friends the opportunity to stay at a place like thisπŸ™πŸ™πŸ™
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β€œ β€˜Okay, I’m ready, put it in’ I said and he replied: It is already in. My world collapsed” β€” Britney Spears in new excerpt from her book #TheWomanInMeΒ  out October 24th
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gbh i'd still rather watch a TNF Cardinals Saints game than World Cup or #NYKvsSAS
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when to draft Kyle Pitts
Women deal with periods, pregnancy, and menopause. Wtf do men deal with??
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this the hardest shit i ever seen in any sport foreal lmao
Muhammad Ali dodges 21 punches in 10 seconds (1977)
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Sydney Sweeney regains control of socials with Taylor Swift gone #NYKvsSAS
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10 minutes stoppage!? #BRAvsMAR
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Started re-watching Game of Thrones from the beginning again and all I can say is the level of script writing and acting that went into that series is unimaginable..
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While discussing with reporters the factors influencing the timing of the start of the UFL's season, co-owner Mike Repole (a business partner of Raiders minority owner Tom Brady) casually mentions that the NFL is "talking about two more expansion teams." nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…
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Britney Spears "Vai, Brasil!" πŸ‡§πŸ‡·βš½οΈ #BRAMAR
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using AI to make Salma Hayek's boobs BIGGER because they weren't big ENOUGH 😐
Salma Hayek is a GODDESS πŸ”₯
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Tom Cruise & Victoria Beckham while David gets 🌟 on Hollywood Walk of Fame. uhh, only one woman has scoped me like that and we ended up having two children πŸ˜­πŸ‘€
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just watched #MaternalInstinct. I'm gonna lie down and try to sleep but, Ugh. just, ugh
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