Joined September 2018
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11 Sep 2023
Look what i found at the thrift store
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31 Jul 2023
Seriously, if you're doing opiates for fun or to be cool stop right now. Those things are crap.
Had opiate brain for like five days and got the full download.
lol tho so many of my interactions with people in the early 2000's make so much more sense tho.
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14 Jun 2023
It doesn’t matter how “woke” the Bay Area is anytime get stupid comes on no part is louder than “BABY GET DUMB ACT LIKE A RET*RD”
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19 May 2023
Its Friday....You're slinging dick and giving out Yum Yums!
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18 May 2023
Namaste Cocksuckers......Its going to be a great day......
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18 May 2023
Glazed her chest?
17 May 2023
yoo real quick what rhymes with depressed?
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16 May 2023
New episode out now. Go subscribe on Youtube before it’s moved to Twitter TV.
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27 Apr 2023
The original Instigator 🙏
27 Apr 2023
I’ll never forget that Jerry Springer episode where niggas was beating up the KKK , rest in paradise my guy
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12 Apr 2023
I like to think I’m booby trap proof but if u get me drunk and show me puppies you could stick it in my ass and I won’t notice
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11 Apr 2023
I don’t get why people flex the verification QR code on their bottles, I have drank literal moonshine that was probably mixed together with a hillbilly toe and I loved it
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9 Apr 2023
No one wants to appreciate the fact that people who are actually good friends to their friends are sort of like therapist
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3 Apr 2023
I’m scared to own a gun because what if I black out and shoot myself in the head?
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28 Mar 2023
Spring breakers?? Ur just a 24 year old on vacation in March, shut the fuck up
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24 Mar 2023
The fact that I work in a seafood department makes this hit especially hard every Friday baby🫡🙂
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17 Mar 2023
Mark my words, I will have the sickest wizard costume for Halloween this year
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