Redskins Team Embassador, Redskins Play by Play, Redskins tv show host, Redskins Exec, Powerful Demon, Friend of Dan, Company Man, RTs= Endorsement deals

Joined December 2013
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How good is my John Skipper impression? @fakeC_Russell
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I don't give an authentic Redskins coaches polo where they put the stadium. My limo driver can find it. #CroppMetcalffeMoney @NBCdianna
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I get a hard on when I park my car at FedEx. #RedskinsFacts @MrIrrelevantDC @TarikCSN
We just hired a PR firm then fired the guy at the top and gave the gig to MEMEMEME. #ThePlaybook #RedskinsVsJournalistsAndFacts
I had that Santos guy on Redskins Nation. #Insider #GreatHire #ThoughtHeWasAnOriginalAmerican @grantpaulsen @michaelpRTD @john_keim
Tweeted that SOB Harry Reid my thoughts on Redskins Pride. Me and Bruce are going to war. #EveryoneWhoWouldSayNoHasBeenFired @TarikCSN
Replying to @dcsportsbog
β€œ@dcsportsbog: Larry Michael: "Could Shawn Lauvao be a starting guard for the Redskins? I say why not?"” I said that? Man, I'm an idiot.
Every time a beat reporter says he 'saw him on tape', we send out an email for the Redskins online store. #EquallyAnnoying @TomDaly2
I'm already on hold with Bruce to make it more difficult for Jason Reid to get a press pass. This is the honeymoon period! @MikeJonesWaPo
Glad to have Chris Baker back. He's instrumental in what we're trying to do. #HeardACoachSayThat #Parrot #IMakeMoneyEitherWay
My imaginary friend is also a fake Native American. #StayOnMessage #Tradition
I was working radio row today. Talked on at least 1 station! #RedskinsNation #ExpensedTheTrip #CooleyIgnoredMe
Still hearing that Cowher is 'The Guy' in Washington. @MikeJonesWaPo @RNCSN #9thRankedDMinusThoseGamesThatCountAlso @ZacBoyer
Replying to @DaveOwenssports
β€œ@DaveOwensWUSA: If u had one question to ask @PresidentObamaB what would it be?” It'd probably be about the team name.
Replying to @thisistheray
Damn right! MT @SonofWashington: The #Redskins are in disarray -But doesn't it seem like the Wapo is enjoying this a little too much?
Hearing that it's still Cowher's job to lose.
I hate the Washington Post. Can't we just look forward to the offseason? #RedskinsVP #StayOnMessage #WhatShouldIDoWithMyHandsWhenILie?
Heard my guy @stephenasmith set the record straight. Wonder if I can get him on Redskins Nation? That's the kind of journalist I dig.
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