Just another passenger strapped in on this flaming clusterfuck express to Hell and the brakes have stopped working.
Joined July 2021
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He put his fucking name on a theatre dedicated as a memorial to a beloved assassinated president. I mean, who was okay with that?
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Three-time Trump voters are finally turning on him. While it’s good they are, why did it take this fucking long?
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I’ve rarely been more embarrassed to be an American than I am now. Idiocracy was supposedly set in 2505 and completely fictitious. Guess that wasn’t the case.
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Something tells me that rain won’t hinder Trump’s dumb birthday UFC fight. Nothing MAGA guys like more than watching a couple of shirtless dudes go at it while water cascades down their sinewy loins.
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Algae resurfaces in reflecting pool after multimillion-dollar fixes dlvr.it/TT1BzL
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There are still people who think Trump is doing a good job. No, seriously. They exist. I’m not making this up.
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Fun Fact: nobody “failed” to impeach Trump. He was impeached…twice.
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Not all heroes wear capes. (Unless they were wearing capes while they did this)
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A sitting US president says “I love the inflation” while Americans are struggling to afford essentials and his cult members madly applaud.
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Whiskey Pete’s booze breath?
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BREAKING NEWS: Hazmat team rushes to the Pentagon over 'hazardous materials incident' trib.al/nS6cZWZ
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If you’d ride in a horse drawn carriage around Central Park, fuck you.
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You might want to avoid Nancy for a while. 💨
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Some people expect me to be eating a pint of ice cream after my loss.
I have other plans.
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I love this guy.
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Mamdani renews call for banning Central Park carriage horses after horse dies in park nydailynews.com/2026/06/10/m…
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Would you rather have a politician with a checkered past who’ll work to make your life better or a politician with a checkered past who wants to make your life worse?
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As I was paying $8 for a pound of ground beef today, I thought to myself, “Thank god we spent millions of dollars so Donald Trump could take a nap at the NBA Finals”
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