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I've only ever tried two species of mushroom before, and I've got a pretty good crop of chanterelles popping up in my backyard right now, so I think in a day or two I might give them a try
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Jun 12
tried to make a panini with lettuce and tomato and pickles and now I'm reaping my soggy reward
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Jun 11
it's so funny that verified status has gone from "staff has confirmed you are a celebrity or politician" to "everyone who doesn't pay us is inferior to you, our lord of $8/mo"
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Jun 11
whenever my feed fills up with posts like "goddamn", "lmao crazy", "amazing", etc., I know that something Sports has happened
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Jun 9
I hate the world, and want to kill everyone.
Rather than buy a gun - I bought office space.
Hired brilliant people. And got to work.
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guy who pitches a podcast to his friends to effectively manipulate them into joining a book club
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Jun 7
does anyone have david lynch being asked if he wished he'd quit smoking, and he replied something like "I wish what we all wish, that the things we love were good for us"
Jun 6
UNDER COMMUNISM WE WILL INVENT CIGARETTES THAT ARE GOOD FOR YOU
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May 30
I can excuse killing arabs for fun in a war he knew was unjust, but I draw the line at explicit messages with up to 6 women
May 30
Maine Democratic Senate Frontrunner Graham Platner Engulfed in Sex-Text Scandal After Wife Alerts Campaign to Explicit Messages With Up to 6 Women
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May 28
I don't especially like coffee, or beer, or bitters-forward mixed drinks, but all my favorite music w/ lyrics is bitter
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May 27
my phone battery is draining like I've got malware. what's up with that
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May 26
squirrel-evolved paleontologist at Anthropocene Park, awestruck: "They DO live in single-family detached homes!"
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