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2 Aug 2022
I don’t know if I make good music… but it’s definitely at least just as bad as some other music
I hit the bang til everything feel ranga hashtag eurovision
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Every big bang theory scene with the three women:
Penny: did you two know that I’m stupid and also gross? Lol!
Amy: Sheldon was talking about how stupid and gross things make him exhibit autistic traits even more than he already does
Bernadette: I fucking hate you guys.
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Just watched 2 bus drivers in separate busses driving in opposite directions past each other give each other a cute little wave #yay
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Being on T is great because I don’t get a period anymore I just get a few days a month where I swear one day I’m gonna make it out of this town and be someone
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If you have ever made or watched a movie #fuckyou
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Celemony Melodyne is a beautiful name for a baby girl
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Doing the wordle today made me perfectly envision a movie scene where a character just keeps getting screwed over and then they do today’s wordle and it all clicks into place
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Somebody at my place of work yesterday asked me if I was familiar with the dream smp and I only hesitated for a second before I said no #growth
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I think the grown in a lab perfect Eurovision song would be called “1 2 3!” (Spelled numerically and with the exclamation point) and would be various rhymes to fit counting to three in as many European languages as possible into the body of the song
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The part I forgot to mention about this is because it’s numeric, each broadcasting network could say it in their own language, so if you’re watching English coverage they’re saying One Two Three but if you’re watching, like, French coverage that shits un deux trois, you feel?
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Listening to music so ridiculous on the bus I keep taking out my earbuds to make sure no one can hear it
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I WAS SERIOUS MAN
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A suspiciously slow retail day will have you wondering if a 9/11 level event happened and people are like hiding and taking shelter while you’re just playing solitaire on the clock
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love going to work chopped as fuck
Ugly on the clock
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Always fun listening to the chess the musical soundtrack and then all the sudden it’s just straight up abba. The Arbiter and One Night In Bangkok are prime examples of this
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28 Dec 2025
pluribus is, at its core, a show about hating your partner's metamours
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7 Dec 2025
Tramp stamp of fnaf jumpscare so someone gets scared when u pull ur pants down
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29 Oct 2025
Machine gun Kelly drag king clown themed impersonater named squirt gun silly
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3 Oct 2025
Despite not thinking Quebec is cool at all, whenever I see a cool person speaking French I do assume they’re québécois… goes to show how lame France is if one of the lamest Canadian provinces is automatically cooler in every situation
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Moderately Mediocre (Medio) retweeted
10 Sep 2025
this is how i imagine it went down
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