ALT Geralt of Rivia stands ready for combat. He looks over his left shoulder and unsheathes his sword. Behind him is a monster made of twisted branches and twigs with hollow eyes and an open mouth. The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt logo is printed in the center, with an additional logo for Expansion Pack: Songs of the Past on a purple banner underneath.

ALT Lil cuh on the phone to his miqo egf like we aint pentameld that hoe at a downtown gridania bando on a thursday. My retainers move contraband Thavnairian sphincter coke through Ul'dah .I got Lalafells doing time in Sastasha for me, spent lil bro silence money on a figmental coffer for my baby momma and that hoe sold it for crack! and i STILL hit! I'm posted outside Limsa on several different substances humping the leg of the Ferry Docks merchant and mender. I got banned from Gold Saucer for lacing the punch bowl with molly, if you came to party, dont get mad if we gone PARTY. Lit that fantasia candle up and saw the twelve. I'll beat the piss out of a shirogane representative and admit that shit in court, they sending me in for 25 to life like i aint got fent fiends ready to die for me on the inside you stupid piece of shit. Gave my chocobo that crystarium viera gooch butthole kush, lil bro aint blink since the last umbral era. They said my glamour plate violated the geneva convention,