"Well, life's a bitch and then you die, right?" “Sometimes, life's a bitch and then you keep living…"

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Como se siente la vida cuando ya no le pides mas a Messi, pero te sigue regalando una masterclass a sus 38 años:

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i root for LIONEL MESSI not argentina. it’s 2 totally different things
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Is the Messi-Ronaldo debate kinda like LeBron-KD where one is obviously the better player but delusional fans try to say otherwise
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The older I get, the more convinced I am that anxiety and depression are just natural responses to a deeply unjust society.
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Remember, if you're not happy while you are single, you won't be happy in a relationship. Happiness comes from Lionel Messi, not relationships.
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¿Dónde está la inclusión de la que habla la FiFA? Ayer Irán jugó sin cuerpo técnico porque se les negó el visado. Además, tras el encuentro tampoco les permitieron quedarse a dormir en Los Ángeles y tuvieron que regresar a Tijuana.
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This is so sad man
JUST IN: IRANIAN FOOTBALL COACHES WATCHED IRAN’S FIRST WORLD CUP GAME IN TIJUANA AFTER BEING DENIED VISAS TO ENTER THE US
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K pedo con la raza que habla por teléfono en el baño xdd
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Hating your job while simultaneously being grateful for your job is so frustrating.
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"You can’t support other national teams at the World Cup" Me at home celebrating Cape Verde draw

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RT @charloofers: it's so jarring starting a job and seeing how unradicalized everyone there is
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One of the craziest sports statistics I've ever seen: The Spurs led for 72% of the NBA Finals. They lost in five games.
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Only game they lost was when Trump showed up. Mamdani is the greatest mayor of all time
New York Knicks wins first NBA Championship since 1973.
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they're calling it the worst format of all time
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never deleting tiktok
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yea sex is cool but have you ever discovered a popular artist before they got big and then watched them grow
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Jun 11
South Africa deserves this for giving the world Elon Musk
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🏆🇲🇽 Raúl Jiménez is a true fighter. • 6 years ago, Raúl Jiménez suffered a life-threatening skull FRACTURE after a horrific collision against Arsenal. • Doctors later told him it was a MIRACLE he survived. • He spent around 9 months out of action recovering before making his return to football. • When he came back, he had to wear a protective head guard/casque for the rest of his career. • Today, he scored at the World Cup in front of his home crowd in Mexico, scoring his first WC goal… And he was in TEARS when he scored. More than just a goal. More than just a game. ⚽️❤️
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