2026 Retro Championships Champion, Professional Gamer, King of Ninja Warriors, Fledgling Speedrunner, Multiple World Record Holder, YAY Splat Bombs
Joined September 2013
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4 Jun 2018
With that said: I'm the only multi-time Seattle Retro gaming finalist & champion, multiple Guinness World Record holder, winner of many various gaming tournaments. I'd love to attend/be invited to more cons/expo events outside the PNW. Contact me: hayabusa8314@hotmail.com x.com/TheAlexValle/status/10…
4 Jun 2018
Protip:
If you're looking for opportunities, it is advised to add your contact email, short blurb/something interesting about yourself to your profile. 👊
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Jun 12
GameOn Expo highlights my WR Starfox Super Weekend run during the Retro World Championships qualifiers. Thank you GOE Team!
Jun 12
A new Starfox Super Weekend record has been set at Game On Expo!
Congratulations to Paul Tesi for achieving a brand-new high score and earning his place in Game On Expo history.
Paul doesn't just celebrate the achievement - he breaks down exactly how he approached the challenge, sharing the strategies and techniques that helped him reach the top.
Whether you're a longtime Starfox fan, a retro gaming enthusiast, or someone looking to improve your own score, this is a fascinating look inside a record-breaking run.
Watch the video and see how it was done - follow us on YouTube!
youtube.com/watch?v=KezvXfLx…
Follow Paul:
Twitch: MegaRetroMan
YouTube: Paul "MegaRetroMan" Tesi
X: @megaretroman
Bluesky: megaretroman.bsky.social
Congratulations again, Paul!
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I feel bad for Alex T having to bow out of the CTWC tournament because of hand/wrist injury.
It's a real thing. I suffered hand/wrist injury playing so much Tetris years ago. So bad that I couldn't hold my controller.
Rest your hands when they start hurting.
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When you match the current World Record. I have no problems sharing it. ^_^
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Oh hey, did y'all know I hit a new World Record on the Donkey Kong Country Competition game? Accomplished this about a month ago.
youtube.com/watch?v=JNP1SADb…
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Tried the Mango Fuego C4 Energy drink.
I've enjoyed other C4 flavors, but this is blegh!
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May 25
Considering maybe getting a license to becoming a bartender. I enjoy making mixed drinks. Why not give that a shot?
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May 18
I would still love it if like $30 million just fell onto my lap.
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The amount of stupid I see and read on this platform is astounding, yet not surprising.
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Quick, someone propose to this miserable broad in front of a bathroom.
Imagine saying something like this towards a couple's special moment.
if someone proposed to me in front of the bathroom I would kill myself right in front of them
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I'm about to perform Ninja Ryukenden III for @GeneralAndrews Dream Races for Game On to End Lupus. Please join in.
twitch.com/generalandrews
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Apr 29
Who the hell came up with the word "looksmaxxing" and how can we smack the stupid out of them?
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Apr 28
I'll be running Ninja Gaiden III on Saturday at around 7pm. Come check it out along with all the other runners.
🚀 Dream Races Schedule is Live!
🏎️ Momentum Bound Dream Races 2-Day Event on Fri May 1st and Sat May 2nd
🟣 Charity represented is GOTEL
🗓️ Schedule here : horaro.net/gotel2026/schedul…
🕰️ Day 1 7pm PST / 10pm EST
🕰️ Day 2 5pm PST / 11pm EST
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Apr 17
Of all the L's I've been getting in the last 6 months, finding out that I'm losing my job at the end of May (instead of end of June like they originally said but wasnt going to tell me) is probably the biggest kick in the balls.
Like, what higher power did I somehow piss off?
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Mar 26
A couple weeks ago, someone met me in person for the first time after seeing me stream for years and gave me one of the greatest compliments. You know who you are & it has stuck with me since. Thank you!
"I'm glad to see that in person you're genuinely real and a nice person."
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Mar 25
Streaming for the first time since early January and after the move. Come on in and let's catch up!
twitch.tv/megaretroman
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