health care policy staffer who mostly tweets about what really matters in life: Alabama football and country music
Joined December 2018
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13 Dec 2018
Uninjured Colt McCoy
12 Dec 2018
Who is your favorite fictional Texan?
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17 Jun 2023
Had a great time at this last night. Got randomly selected to play a game that I helped my team lose 🤦🏻‍♀️. But @RJ_Writes @38Godfrey and @alex_kirshner were great hosts.
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4 May 2023
Been in Atlanta maybe an hour and already had a guy pass my taxi holding a huge stack of cash out his car window while swerving all over the interstate.
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26 Mar 2023
Mindblown.
24 Mar 2023
I had assumed that @ArtButSports was using some reverse image database to match things BUT IT’S LITERALLY JUST THE GUY REMEMBERING ART HE’S SEEN
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18 Mar 2023
Like the triple boink missed field goal, this should be worth at least ten points.
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Meghan S retweeted
19 Dec 2022
Here it is! x.com/atcrawford/status/7722…
4 Sep 2016
At the Heisman Ceremony, Jalen is going to mention fumbling his first snap and everyone will laugh and laugh...
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19 Dec 2022
Will never forget Hurts’ 1st Bama game. He didn’t even start. (Blake-something started, then transferred after that game, I think?)
Anyway, one of Hurts’ first plays, he fumbled the snap, and @atcrawford tweeted something along the lines of …
19 Dec 2022
Jalen Hurts is really out here having one of the best seasons in NFL history... it's incredible
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19 Dec 2022
“One day we’ll look back on that play and laugh”. And reader, I often do just that.
I love seeing our guys succeed in the NFL, but seeing Hurts’ success is my favorite. #RollTide
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24 Nov 2022
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Meghan S retweeted
15 Nov 2022
People say Twitter-as-news has made us stupider, but deducing what actually happened from the jokes is a SKILL. You try and make sense of the Bay of Pigs Invasion from two hundred accounts tweeting, 'It's me, I'm the pigs.'
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21 Oct 2022
I just discovered that this account exists and you need to know about it too. You’re welcome.
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