🇦🇺 Aussie who lives in 🇨🇦 . I’m rarely serious unless you’re a dink. Oilers 💙🧡 Goalie appreciator

Joined March 2009
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Eeeeekkk 🥰🥰 I was ridiculously excited 😅 #sightingaccomplished
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I’m so excited and I just can’t hide it I’m about to go on days off and I think I think I like it. 🎵
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Have you ever felt like the forest is watching you?
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I tried to quit but it was denied 😅
I can not quit I can not quit I can not afford to. I’ve been saying this out loud to myself for the last hour. Hopefully it sticks 😬
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Either the staff are being very polite or they actually enjoyed Vegemite.
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I had an ex who used to try and convince me that 🍆 on the face was a good thing.
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Melissa retweeted
This makes us happy! Karma. Don't feel anything but overwhelming JOY seeing this!
The Golden Knights after losing the Stanley Cup Final.
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The Vegas Knights lost! 🥳 Carter Hart now has the record for worst goal tending in the Stanley cup playoffs ever, yet they kept playing him 😂 It’s a great morning.
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Today calls for two fat sausages.
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Love to see it. Congratulations Carolina 🏆
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Let’s go!!!!
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Crossing my fingers that Vegas suffers a devastating loss tonight 🤞
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Why does 23 degrees here feel hot but 23 degrees in Australia is cold?
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and I don’t want the world to see me. Cause I don’t think they’d understand.
When everything’s made to be broken I just want you to know who I am
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You hit this in clutch and like.. 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌
Yeah sex is great. But have you ever:
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Today I’m having a lesson in how to cut keys. I’m doing it ok, might start my own key cutting business. 😁
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Steak night,always the best meal of the week
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Hmm 🤔
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Love this.
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