***Take Me To The Moon***
I walked in the door, married for 20years, and the wife says take me to the moon! I paused in suspicion!
Honey, I aint Elon, and the highest I can take you is a blue jet at 30,000 feet.
She smirked.
At least I tell the truth!
You fake promoters are like a poor prostitute, on her last hit, promising anything you can to steal a dollar!
@ShibaArmy___ is the worst of all! Took 5$ from me and then blocked me.
Guess I fell for the cheep whore trick!
Take me to the moon, I would be lucky if you took me to the outhouse!