ALT Large purple text reads 'Me and My Cat on NYE'

ALT Life of a cat is written in large orange letters above a pie chart. The 25% section of the pie chart says "The amount of time I spend playing with store bought toys." The 75% section of the pie chart says "The amount of time I play with trash I found on the floor."

ALT Large orange text reads 'me talking to my black cat'. An illustration of a woman talking to a black blob.

ALT Large orange text reads 'My black cat silently judging me for talking to my sweater'. An illustration of a black cat looking up at the woman with glowing white eyes.

ALT Large purple text says "Me ignoring everything to watch cute cat videos on my phone". An illustration shows Timothy the cat lying on his stomach while watching his pink phone.