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Joined May 2012
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immaculate disaster retweeted
Feb 25
I love this app because I sometimes bump into the thoughts I would never let out.
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Jan 19
This was crazy.
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Which one is Tom Holland? And isn’t this like, all the superheroes in the same place? He didn’t realize Tony was missing? Idk. I have questions…
Did you know that Tom Holland didn’t know it was Tony Stark’s funeral? The directors told him it was a wedding to keep Avengers: Endgame a secret, as Tom Holland is famous for spoiling earlier movies.
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immaculate disaster retweeted
Jan 2
when everyone replies to your story except the target
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immaculate disaster retweeted
31 Dec 2025
my vibe going into NYE
@crosscountrymtg | 📺 brow.nz/hz1t
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25 Dec 2025
Whopper
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19 Dec 2025
BREAKING: The Pentagon has failed its 8th audit in a row
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6 Nov 2025
Tonight is the first night I’ve ever gone to bed with a tiny Dino on my nightstand 🥹
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3 Nov 2025
My husband said “girl I’ll always be in your DMs…but I gotta go talk to this lady.” 🙃
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28 Sep 2025
I just hope my son never stops saying “nuh” instead of “one”.
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immaculate disaster retweeted
21 Sep 2025
“Why are you tuning into Fox News and CNN when they’re both just trying to sell you the same exact fear?”
My pastor is getting after it this morning. 🙏🏻
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immaculate disaster retweeted
21 Sep 2025
me checking the news every day
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9 Sep 2025
You wouldn’t believe how many days in a week I wake up wanting to cry 🤣
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