Streamer, caster, chemist, memes? he/him.
Joined March 2012
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Bro on Instagram said "When I die, bury me in a Knicks jersey because I just might come back" 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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John Tortorella pulling Carter Hart
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May 31
It's pride month, you know what that means.
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May 28
yet again @SaraCivian kills it
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May 25
The Crunchwrap Supreme has existed for 5x longer than the Confederacy
May 24
They have easily the coolest Confederate monument.
They really did future proof it from ever being removed.
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May 25
UCLA pitcher Angel Cervantes keeps a mini dinosaur named Jerry on the mound with him every time he pitches
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May 13
Told yall I'd never let minnesota win on my watch
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Apr 22
Sick as hell
Introducing the Identity Jersey.
To commemorate last season's national championship and to honor the Husky faithful beside us through it all, UW men's soccer will don a new jersey in 2026 featuring a unique fingerprint design that includes the name of every 2026 season ticket holder.
All premium season ticket holders in 2026 who renew by May 15 will receive an Identity Jersey as well.
Etch your name into Husky history. Get your season tickets today!
📄 gohski.es/4eBJ0Nl
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Apr 21
Is the USMNT good? No. But are the players likable? Also no. But do they at least seem like they care? Also no! But the tickets are 2,000 dollars and the head coach will yell at you if you don’t buy them
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Apr 20
Fucked up in the crib drinking Yeats water, debating on the the world full of magic things
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Apr 19
Do the right thing Utah
Kill Carter Hart and you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower
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It pains me to say Utah in 3
Apr 19
BREAKING: Carter Hart is Vegas' starting goaltender for Game 1 against Utah tonight.
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President Trump spent five minutes of his Cabinet meeting boasting of his thrift with a story about negotiating for $5 personalized Sharpies.
The company that makes the permanent markers said the exchange never happened. wapo.st/4bLTOWd
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Mar 26
“they/them pronouns are confusing” my brother in christ what is goaltender interference
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Mar 19
One of the big existential horrors of the world currently is reading a quote from the President of the US, not being able to believe it and then it being verbatim
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Trump, sitting with Japan's PM, when asked why he didn't tell allies like Japan he was going to attack Iran: "You don't want to signal too much...We wanted surprise. Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Okay? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor, okay? Right? He's asking me - no, you believe in surprise, I think, much moreso than us."
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