Quoted in the New York Times. Often mistaken for Big Pharma. Once the owner of 50 Bitcoin.
Joined March 2007
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May 5
Googling "record for most blocks in an NBA playoff game" for no reason whatsoever
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Apr 28
Chipotle was like, "Everyone hated the Wingstop ad with the Yup, Yup, Yup song last year, but they won't hate our ad using the same song this year!"
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Feb 22
How many of these guys have bad enough brain damage to also compete in the Paralympics?
#USAHockey
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Jan 17
Do I believe Ted Sarandos when he says Netflix is committed to the 45 day window? Maybe.
Box office is all a dick measuring contest anyway. Maybe Ted does mean it. He's already well liked in Hollywood, winning in theatres would only elevate that.
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Jan 16
Trump just said that 48% of presidents have invoked the insurrection act. My half assed research leads me to believe that 15 presidents have done it. 14/45 is 33%. What an idiot.
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31 Dec 2025
Wordle 1,656 4/6
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I swear this was the word before.
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29 Aug 2025
As a longtime Big Brother and Survivor fan, The Traitors is amazing lol.
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28 Aug 2025
In the handful of times I've been there Cracker Barrel has given me the creeps.
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16 Jul 2025
Dear MLB:
Bring the Swing Off to regular season games. That was great. #MLB #AllStarGame
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5 Jul 2025
@JoshMalina Tell me about the basketball scene in West Wing S05E02. Was Will canonically terrible at basketball or was that all you?
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8 Mar 2025
I downloaded LibreWolf when the Firefox news broke last week, but can't be bother to move over my extensions and bookmarks, ask me anything.
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20 Oct 2024
You can see Rob Manfred's erection from space right now.
20 Oct 2024
Your 2024 American League Champions: The New York Yankees.
ALT 2024 American League Champions
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1 Sep 2024
My team lost trivia tonight. We were in second place right until the end, when we bet it all on a ridiculous Philosophy question.
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25 Aug 2024
Took me half the movie to realize that the redhead Hollywood producer that Christopher Moltisanti spelt with played the mom. #Longlegs
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Adam Merkley retweeted
23 Aug 2024
Our office is filmed to the brim with volunteers all watching Kamala’s speech tonight!
But you already know your team is still hard at work recruiting even more volunteers from the backroom💪💪💪
We’ll rest when we’re dead!!
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21 Aug 2024
The Arizona delegation proudly casts 85 votes for Vice President @KamalaHarris! 🌵
#ArizonaIsKamalaCountry #BringTheHeat
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