if you have depression just uniswap it to narcissism then ur good

Everyone you shill into crypto

AI-slopped codebases will destroy companies from within.

Titties is such a good word

chud is one letter away from chad and the only thing that changes is u

BREAKING: OpenAI has confidentially filled for an IPO.

*OPENAI: HAVE NOT DECIDED ON TIMING OF IPO YET

This is my quant

As a lifetime retarded crypto investor I feel duty-bound to top blast and act as exit liquidity for all these upcoming tradfi IPOs The expected value is quite reasonable: If I’m right, I make money If I’m wrong, then I just need to wait a year or two - I’ll get UBI and a personal robot giving me reacharounds and snacks while some dude in a San Francisco broom cupboard has to remotely view my disgusting body in 12-hour shifts for training data Pretty good deal

everyone shitting on zec when eth is sub 1,600

You can literally full port zec right now, hit a clean -50%, apply for a new job, and there’s nothing anyone can do about it This asymmetric only opportunity exists because the majority of people in crypto and aware of zec have lost most of their funds on 10/10 and after What’s stopping you?

You do not hate these visa fraudsters enough

time for CT to give up on crypto for good and go all in stonks to top it thx in advance

How to enjoy a traditional bear market c:

2 million in fartcoin thanks for playing indeed

The Bricks and Minifigs LEGO story is absolutely nuts. A company with hundreds of stores won’t cough up 200k to pay an old man for his LEGOs. Absolutely mad. And they have a police department trying to intimidate people trying to get the old man his money FOR 200k?!?!

guys? any news? kekw

$BTC Prior to todays headline, "STRATEGY SELLS 32 BTC OVER PAST WEEK: FILING" we saw once again positioning which occurs prior to leaks - spot selling into market price - twap shorting move played out now, market swept bid liquidity here would be looking for - absorption or - continuation