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24 Jul 2020
Sometimes I try to talk to myself as if I'm visiting from the future. Like I've gotten thru this challenge and everything ends up okay.
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17 Oct 2024
A charming blend of comedy and tragedy. Very well done - very on brand for Rachel Bloom. Vulnerable and raw while silly and so, so true.
16 Oct 2024
never trust a psychic
🎤 Rachel Bloom: Death, Let Me Do My Special is now playing only on Netflix
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15 Jul 2024
Watching your dog swim<swimming with your dog.
We've been sampling all the lakes but Cedar gets the biggest shout-out because pretty much everyone there usually likes dogs and wants a chance to throw the ball!
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6 Jul 2024
Not me finding out today that the Wallflowers are playing at Taste of MN
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5 Jul 2024
The videos of Hayley Williams during that Burning Down the House cover are elite.
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15 Jun 2024
The way Sabrina Carpenter sings "Muuther fucker" scratches my brain in an interior fold.
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20 May 2024
The power of Oxy Clean is real and it takes adulthood to understand why Billy Mays spent so much time screaming about it.
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16 May 2024
The new moody, neo-noir miniseries on Netflix - Ripley. I was putting it off, but I'm very glad I've started it. It's hitting in every frame.
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19 Apr 2024
Happy Bicycle Day! Iykyk and you should.
Anyways, I'll be grooving to some local bluegrass bands tonight and slanging ciders for a good cause with my bests!
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Katie Merle retweeted
5 Jan 2024
I don’t want to see any of these women or men in swim suits, golden bachelor cozy fall weekend would be better 🧥 👖
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4 Jan 2024
This tweet is in recognition of the person who printed the pictures of Epstein and Trump together and tucked them into various plants throughout the mpls skyway system. Nice.
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8 Dec 2023
When I execute simple functions in excel flawlessly I feel like a god. I can see why AI might get a little cocky.
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24 Nov 2023
Dolly Parton is the hottest cheerleader I have ever seen and the dressing was good this year.
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3 Nov 2023
"You don't even fucking open-mouth makeout. I already knew I didn't wanna marry you."
Is by far the best BiP quote I have ever heard.
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24 Oct 2023
Does anyone out there have a really good vacuum that they highly recommend for a home with pets? Should I just got to Target and buy the most expensive vaccum they have?
Send help.
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22 Sep 2023
Since the government is going to start auto-withdrawing money from our accounts to pay our student loans again, that should solve the current budget crises, yea?
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17 Aug 2023
"I bet his car doesn't even have a name" is such a diss in my friend group and I love it
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