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Enzo Fernandez out Delap out Chalobah out Tosin out Badiashile out Fofana out Gusto out Garnacho out Neto out Jorgensen out Guiu out Essugo out Sarr out Emegha out Jackson out Gittens out Lavia out
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Nah I'll pass, we already have Neto, Garnacho and wagebill 👍👍
Olise..
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Olise obliterated 3 layers of defense with a pass .
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Unc added Osimhen so he could farm likes from gullible Nigerians
What’s your thoughts on this Chelsea team next season?
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LMAO he's not Xabi's boy
✅🇫🇷 Tchouaméni starts! Xabi’s boy 👀
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What about the idiot that spent the entire transfer window signing him??? Nothing?? No repercussions??
🚨🇦🇷 Alejandro Garnacho could leave Chelsea before the end of the window. He failed to impress during his debut season. (@BobbyVincentFL) #CFC
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🚨 Tottenham agree deal to sign Jan Paul van Hecke from Brighton, here we go! 💣 New defender wanted by De Zerbi joining on £52m deal, agreement club to club done after player accepted #THFC conditions last week. All done and Vuskovic separate case, as @David_Ornstein reports.
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Same but the club probably waiting for Madrid to come for Enzo first before any business
I have a really strong feeling that Fabrizio or Ornstein are going to drop a huge Chelsea bomb very soon 👀
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Chalobah juu juu so crazy don’t even be surprised if Guehi pulls his hammy by tomorrow
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Yeah I'm a strange individual, fuck off
If you see Chalobah achieve his childhood dream of making it to the World Cup and your first reaction is to give him hate you’re a very strange individual
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Chalobah has a whole coven of Haitian Witches on payroll
🚨 Tino Livramento to miss World Cup with calf injury. Not serious but major blow for Newcastle United defender & #England ahead of #2026FIFAWorldCup opener vs #Croatia - 23yo returning to #NUFC Trevoh Chalobah called up @TheAthleticFC post @Matt_Law_DT nytimes.com/athletic/7365471…
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So what happens when some bum like Reijnders starts flirting with Madrid in the press and his agent holding talks with Madrid then pushing to leave , what do you do? Cos that's exactly the same situation with Enzo Fernandez
People's dont think Haaland wants to go to Madrid at some point jn his career? We don't know but he probably wants to but do you know what City hasn't done, accelerate it by not being competitive themselves
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Squabble up debuted #1 ??? Proper investigations needs to be carried out
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AI ruined social media 💔💔
THERE WERE SIX GERMAN BOMBERS IN THE AIR
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Let him stay and play for the academy
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🚨🇪🇨 River Plate just cancelled the loan of Kendry Paez, he will return to Chelsea. (@HernanSCastillo)
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Replying to @Merxthefuture
They even took a pay raise!
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All we had to do was get Simons and an attacking lb. Simons Palmer Estevao 3 in the middle with Pedro up top and an attacking lb was it. And a rcb who can play ccb. Then James/Josh playing that rb/rcb hybrid and Caicedo and Enzo in the middle would’ve been fine
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If i was a nerd i’d make an article on substack about how players with skinny legs almost always beat the defender outside in a 1v1
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Life when you don’t have to baby sit a 300 lb fat ass
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Not a single Caicedo foul in the first half

ALT Sean Dyche Football GIF

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Bobby Vincent is off the leash.
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🚨 Chelsea are ready to back Xabi Alonso MORE than any other of his predecessors. Chelsea insiders say Alonso and the five sporting directors are aligned with their vision when it comes to their plans this summer. Chelsea want a partner for Levi Colwill. Multiple names have been discussed internally, though sources close to the club are keeping their cards close to their chest - a clear change from recent windows. Chelsea also want to add a central midfielder between now and the end of the transfer window, with Adam Wharton is a long-term target but the Crystal Palace midfielder is set to cost around the £100million-mark. Alex Scott's name was mentioned online towards the back end of last season but sources close to the club dismissed the links. Chelsea are also hoping to add a left-sided attacker in the coming months. Morgan Rogers is more likely to join Arsenal as it stands, with Chelsea keeping other targets again secretive. (@BobbyVincentFL) #CFC
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I only read Pys, Fabrizio and MH news, others like siphilisports, Jacobs Ben and Bobby Vincent and the entire athletic are fiction writers.
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The development of Jorell Hato was also a factor in Chelsea’s decision on Cucurella. The club are impressed with his talent.
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