Former fΓΊtbol bullshitter. Taking my talents to tennis. Federer & Iga Swiatek
Joined September 2020
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Jesus I never saw an account working so overtime to prop someone, this dude makes more generic posts than CR7Timeline
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No worries, weβll get Uruguay and ship them back home, then weβll get Portugal in the quarters and ship Homelander back to the desert too
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Jun 12
why the fuck does he walk like that man dude moving like a fucking penguin
Jun 12
π΄π΄ LA RENCONTRE CRISTIANO RONALDO x CELINE DEPT (influenceuse et Γ©norme fan de CR7) :
Cristiano : "Ne pleure pas. Depuis le temps que tu me suis, heureux de rencontrer, que veux-tu qu'on fasse ?"
Celine : "Avant toute chose, merci pour absolument tout. On peut prendre une photo ?"
Cristiano : "Bien sûr, mais (nettoie tes larmes). Tu es vraiment très belle !"
Celine : "Merci"
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Jun 12
Ok
π¨π£οΈ Cristiano Ronaldo: "Am I physically fine? Yes. Haven't you been watching the games?"
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Jun 12
uncomfy convos about Nadal outside of clay..
Big 3 Titles per surface π
π¨π Roger Federer:
Hard- 71
Clay- 11
Grass- 19 (record)
πͺπΈ Rafael Nadal:
Hard- 25
Clay- 63 (record)
Grass- 4
π·πΈ Novak Djokovic:
Hard- 72 (record)
Clay- 21
Grass- 8
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Jun 11
Chat is this dude any good
π£ BREAKING: MARCOS SENESI HAS BEEN CALLED UP FOR THE WORLD CUP! π¦π·π
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Jun 9
Grandma still has it
Jun 9
Serena Williams is officially back on tour π
@WTA | @QueensTennis
ALT LUKE WALKER / GETTY IMAGES EUROPE / GETTY IMAGES VIA AFP
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Jun 9
Messi has more goals, more assists, more G/A, more WC Golden Balls and more longevity in World Cups than Maradona, with the same number of finals and trophies. Maradona has the single better individual campaign, but Messiβs package in the competition is more complete
Jun 9
Messiβs not even the best Argentinian World Cup playerβ¦ I went for Maradona instead.
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Jun 9
Also this dumbass put Cristiano in there, when both Messi and Maradona should be there instead of him
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Jun 9
These pink kits have so much aura bruv
The best performance of Alcaraz's career. One of the most dominant HC slam runs of all time.
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Jun 9
Tbh I personally find hard the most enjoyable to watch
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