I am a professor at the Church of Woke with a doctorate in satirology. Member of the demi-nonbinary community. ve/ ver/ vim

Joined January 2021
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Iโ€™m sorryโ€ฆ can you think of a better use of taxpayer funds than giving $84M to the Clintons? I meanโ€ฆ aside from sending it directly to Ukraine, of course.
5 Feb 2025
Chelsea Clinton casually taking home $84 million
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If I was going to get pegged by a woman, it would be a woman of color. I would gladly allow @JasmineForUS in my ass. ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜˜
HOLY SHIT, Rep. Jasmine Crockett: "We are going to be in your faces, we're gonna be on your ass, we're going to make sure you understand that this is what democracy looks like!" ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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So is the transgender opera cancelled? Or are they still looking for a new donor?
3 Feb 2025
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Mexico and Canada both agreed to work with Trumpโ€ฆ which means that inflation from tariffs will be even higher than previously anticipated!
I just had a good call with President Trump. Canada is implementing our $1.3 billion border plan โ€” reinforcing the border with new choppers, technology and personnel, enhanced coordination with our American partners, and increased resources to stop the flow of fentanyl.ย Nearly 10,000 frontline personnel are and will be working on protecting the border. ย  In addition, Canada is making new commitments to appoint a Fentanyl Czar, we will list cartels as terrorists, ensure 24/7 eyes on the border, launch a Canada- U.S. Joint Strike Force to combat organized crime, fentanyl and money laundering. I have also signed a new intelligence directive on organized crime and fentanyl and we will be backing it with $200 million. ย  Proposed tariffs will be paused for at least 30 days while we work together.
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Iโ€™m terrified to see how much prices increase now that Mexico agreed to send troops to the border and the tariffs are paused for a month.
Chuck Schumer claims that President Trump's tariffs will raise the price of beer because "most of it comes from Mexico" while holding a can of corona. This might be the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen a politician do lmfao.
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Trump is about to start WW3! Just like he did during his first term!
2 Feb 2025
Community note
This poll is from 2019. thehill.com/blogs/blog-briโ€ฆ
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Trump already won the election. Whyโ€™s this guy doing a sales pitch for him?
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Trick questionโ€ฆ theyโ€™re all cis. Next!
Can you tell which one is the tr&ns woman? I bet you canโ€™t.
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Cis womxn canโ€™t even imagine how scary it would be to use a public restroom with men it!
Yes, it means you have to use the menโ€™s room with all the other men, Dilbert
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I canโ€™t imagine any way that this doesnโ€™t end with Kamala in the White House. Iโ€™m feeling pretty good about 2028!
Kamala Harris leads in a new poll for the Democratic presidential nomination in 2028. Harris 33% Buttigieg 9% Newsom 7% Aoc 6% Shapiro 3% Walz 3% Stephen A. Smith 2% What are your thoughts on this?
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Just gals talking about being in heat. As gals do.
Replying to @marycatedelvey
โ€œHeat.โ€ โ€œGirl horny.โ€ โ€œGender euphoria.โ€ Itโ€™s ALL just about erections to them.
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Waitโ€ฆ Trump is going to have Kamala run the Defense Department?!?! Iโ€™m so excited!
23 Jan 2025
Maybe Iโ€™m old fashioned, but doesnโ€™t hiring a raging alcoholic day drunk to run the Defense Department seem like a fairly fucking bad idea?
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Being transparent is a racist dog whistle.
President Trump Orders Historic Transparency: JFK, RFK, and MLK Files to be Declassified โ€œThis is a big one. A lot of people have been waiting for this for years, for decades. Everything will be revealed.โ€ โ€“President Trump
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Due to Trumpโ€™s hateful, transphobic policies I am now unemployed. If anyone knows of any job openings for a Corporate DEI specialist, please send it my way.
BREAKING: Trump says his government will be eliminating any and all forms of DEI and only recognize 2 genders
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As if the reason has to be โ€œvalidโ€
I bet we don't make it two whole months before finding another valid reason to impeach Donald Trump
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Just to be clearโ€ฆ asking โ€œwho will pick the crops?โ€ Is completely different than asking โ€œwho will pick the cotton?โ€
22 Jan 2025
Farm workers are so afraid of being deported theyโ€™re not showing up to work, meaning there is no one to pick the crops, which creates a shortage of produce in the market, which impacts the supply chain, which drives prices up. Making groceries MORE EXPENSIVE. You fโ€™ng idiots.
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Elon Musk is LITERALLY Hitler.
Performed and repeated for emphasis and clarity. Any comment @AOC?
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I hope everyone realizes that asking โ€œwho will build the homes?โ€ Is completely different than when Democrats asked โ€œwho will pick the cotton?โ€
Just curious... who does MAGA think is going to rebuild the thousands of homes destroyed by the Altadena and Pacific Palisades fires? ๐Ÿค”
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